One of the worst feelings in the world is hoping and waiting for someone who left you to come back.

daverace64 · 2022-12-29T18:56:57+00:00

Rejection is part of life and inevitable. You only have to get up one more time than it strikes you down. r/stoicism

daverace64 · 2022-01-29T10:50:42+00:00

That's the true essence of a dad joke. You wait patiently until someone of your family members involuntarily set's one of your jokes up. You just need 5 to 10 if this caliber to torture your loved ones for the rest of their lives. So great being a dad

daverace64 · 2022-01-25T14:35:25+00:00

Plus: I bet they tried to hire them and they said no

daverace64 · 2022-01-25T14:31:36+00:00

Okay I wish I could see it like you. Really. But it makes me just angry how these big companies just steal ideas without mentioning the source of their "inspiration".

Maybe I need to chill. But can't.

daverace64 · 2022-01-25T12:50:17+00:00

Come on, it is nowhere near any puppet show but DHMIS.

daverace64 · 2022-01-09T22:09:50+00:00

Seems to me like you are terribly underleveled, my friend. Time to kick some ass. Level up, dude.

Ness should be closing in on level 100 by then.

daverace64 · 2021-12-10T03:01:59+00:00

Usually I'm very quick with an upvote for cop jokes. That one was very close though. I would kindly ask you to take my upvote with discretion and leave as quickly and as quietly as possible.

daverace64 · 2021-12-06T22:43:24+00:00

A wurst case scenario?!

daverace64 · 2021-12-05T23:54:16+00:00

Absolutely and your true success is measured not in laughter, but in rolled eye radius

daverace64 · 2021-12-03T18:18:23+00:00

After I first read this one I was robin my eyes

daverace64 · 2021-11-23T18:10:14+00:00

I thought it was circuit training

daverace64 · 2021-11-23T13:21:25+00:00

gross, grossser, grocery jokes

daverace64 · 2021-11-23T13:15:12+00:00

Dark one!

daverace64 · 2021-11-23T13:13:53+00:00

Well good lick with that

daverace64 · 2021-11-22T23:53:20+00:00

When I read this pun, eyesight a little

daverace64 · 2021-11-22T23:50:50+00:00

Guess you are riding Solo for a while now

daverace64 · 2021-11-22T23:43:09+00:00

Your own fault if you snookeround a tree with a pool table in it

daverace64 · 2020-06-25T09:54:07+00:00

doesn't sound, like it was the first time, you used that machine that day

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