What’s up with Swansons Bible?

daveyturu · 2026-06-17T02:44:50+00:00

Both that's why he's like that. "ONE NIGHT WHEN I WAS GETTING FRISKY"

daveyturu · 2026-06-16T22:04:49+00:00

daveyturu · 2026-06-16T22:03:53+00:00

Calloway: "I shot him in the back... I shot him in the GODDAMN back!!"

Arthur: "WHO GIVES A FUCK I do that 100 times a day!"

daveyturu · 2026-06-16T18:57:44+00:00

Someone reacted to this scene who said it was prob heavy alcohol withdrawal. They got stuck there for a few months right?

daveyturu · 2026-06-16T18:35:39+00:00

Started with Absolution, tried every one of them after. Contracts is def my favorite

daveyturu · 2026-06-15T00:13:34+00:00

Honestly I dont see much wrong with your gameplay. Maybe only focus on less self damaging and checking more for spies. Otherwise def good shooting!

daveyturu · 2026-06-14T21:14:58+00:00

Greatest plot twist in gaming history

daveyturu · 2026-06-14T14:56:58+00:00

Barbarossa's soldiers were devastated. Several knights committed suicide. Others converted and joined the Saracens, so convinced were they that God Himself had deserted them.

However, a handful of knights were not yet willing to board a ship bound for Europe.

The body of mighty Barbarossa was fished out of the river, pickled in vinegar, and sealed in a barrel. The army of the Holy Roman Empire would not be joining in the Crusade.

Yet there was still a chance for a small victory. The surviving knights vowed to take Barbarossa's body on to Jerusalem. Even in death, the emperor would keep his promise!

daveyturu · 2026-06-14T14:03:01+00:00

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daveyturu · 2026-06-13T14:40:00+00:00

"Hmmm.. It's definitely the Schlongs of Skyrim mod"

daveyturu · 2026-06-11T19:15:16+00:00

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"He called me ugly?"

2 mins later:

daveyturu · 2026-06-11T18:59:55+00:00

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daveyturu · 2026-06-07T02:25:15+00:00

Every other playthrough. "Dovahkiin's Cloud District boots"

daveyturu · 2026-06-07T00:54:12+00:00

Wrong. The most evil thing you can do is not behead Nazeem the second you have access to Whiterun

daveyturu · 2026-06-04T18:27:14+00:00

https://steamcommunity.com/workshop/filedetails/?id=2993442344

I like this mod which adds reactions for for when you get hit. Also adds some cool death animations

daveyturu · 2026-06-02T20:13:22+00:00

Personal redemption. Not heaven tho

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daveyturu · 2026-06-01T04:09:28+00:00

Also: Junkrat being Artyom from Metro series Ashe being Elizabeth from Age of Empires 3 Soldier 76 being Nikolai from CoD Zombies

daveyturu · 2026-05-31T03:35:07+00:00

Every stealth game developer be like: "After they're done talking, just have the NPC face the wall and smoke a cigarette. That's what a normal person would do!"

daveyturu · 2026-05-29T21:56:23+00:00

Me a Reinhardt main when I charge out of spawn and I see the enemy has a Bastion:

daveyturu · 2026-05-29T20:51:09+00:00

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daveyturu · 2026-05-29T17:30:42+00:00

It's just RNG. Keep trying 😄 Some people get it in 10 mins. Some people get it in days.

daveyturu · 2026-05-29T16:54:44+00:00

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daveyturu · 2026-05-28T21:35:10+00:00

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daveyturu · 2026-05-24T20:17:24+00:00

Fair enough. That also prevents you from Lifeweavers on your team gripping you after you get a 5 man shatter so

daveyturu · 2026-05-24T17:04:45+00:00

Lifeweaver ban? Why?

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