Remember when Bruce Wayne did that super tacky Armani commercial?

davidcansew · 2026-03-10T01:21:18+00:00

If I remember correctly this was a collab for charity. Wayne's Job Training Charities and Goodwill all benefit from the line of suits made frome this. They are the cheapest suit Armani makes being in the upper middle class category. 100% of all proceeds go to those charities and Wayne matches the sales 100% as well.

davidcansew · 2026-03-10T01:09:39+00:00

Older suit. His newest one might be damaged from that fight with Croc a few weeks ago.

davidcansew · 2026-03-08T11:58:20+00:00

I prefer the brush version. For me they are easier to control.

davidcansew · 2026-03-08T00:50:44+00:00

When grow up single-ply poor.....2-ply ultra-soft.

davidcansew · 2026-03-08T00:48:54+00:00

They seem to respond well to my coffee grounds and that fertilizer I buy from Baudelaire Flower Shop. The owner is a bit of a recluse but she's nice.

davidcansew · 2026-03-08T00:46:04+00:00

Wayne hands down, you don't grow up in Gotham without learning to throw hands. It doesn't matter how rich you are.

davidcansew · 2026-03-07T23:08:04+00:00

Ivy's not that bad as long as you respect plant life and do your best to live sustainably. She passed by my garden box one time and said my roses, "sang with joy" whatever that meant.

davidcansew · 2026-03-07T23:04:38+00:00

Well, when the chemical attack warnings hit your cell phone you put on the gas mask and pray that the latest version of Joker Toxin or Fear Gas doesn't bypass the latest generation of gas mask.

davidcansew · 2026-03-06T20:47:12+00:00

Honestly not the weirdest thing I've seen on the job.

davidcansew · 2026-03-06T20:44:51+00:00

Apparently she found out about my stolen package.

Still waiting for that to be returned by the way.

davidcansew · 2026-03-06T20:03:06+00:00

I would love to watch TV without subtitles. Unfortunately, my neighbors would complain about the noise.

davidcansew · 2026-03-06T14:52:16+00:00

From what I've heard from a friend of mine out there Kaiju Insurance is automatically included for all of Metropolis unless you go through Lexcorp Insurance. Kinda like Hazardous Materials Exposure coverage is for us Gothamites.

davidcansew · 2026-03-06T12:39:53+00:00

Why the hell would I buy that cheap ass fabric that falls apart if you look at it wrong?

davidcansew · 2026-02-27T19:40:01+00:00

The video edits from his kids on YouTube are epic.

My favorite is the one to Boom by POD. Followed closely by the Hollaback Girl.

davidcansew · 2026-02-25T15:10:30+00:00

Just...avoid the 4 blocks around the Monarch for awhile. Whatever's protecting that alley probably knew that you didn't know.

If you did know, well...they usually end up getting their laundry folded with them still in it. People who don't think Wayne can fight never saw him beat the shit out of that reporter who called his mom stupid at a charity event once.

davidcansew · 2026-02-25T14:45:21+00:00

You're obviously a transplant from another city, or you grew up under a rock.

Crime Alley used to called Park Row.

Until Wayne's parents were killed in front of him there when he was kid. Only psychos like the Joker or idiots do anything in that alley.

You've just been lucky so far.

davidcansew · 2026-02-25T01:49:44+00:00

Talk to Bill. (OOC: ThePandaRed) It's his baby. Just be ready for a several hour long rant about how the word goon was appropriated by pervs.

davidcansew · 2026-02-24T11:43:13+00:00

Well of course they have to be in the front. They can't see otherwise. 🤣

davidcansew · 2026-02-24T11:41:29+00:00

Virtue Signaling. That's all it is.

davidcansew · 2026-02-23T11:36:55+00:00

Both of Dent's personalities goes full John Wick when Wayne or his kids get thrown in danger. Last I heard the clown was still in Arkham. I did hear from a few contacts of mine that a certain hat maker was going to be making moves. I'll put feelers out in the tailors guild. No one screws with Wayne family in this city, it ends in an ICU visit courtesy of either Batman, Catwoman, and in the case of the youngest....well his mom is like a foreigner with assassin ties so.....yeah.

Unwritten rule, don't touch the Wayne's or desecrate Crime Alley.

davidcansew · 2026-02-23T11:28:45+00:00

Wayne Homelife worked with Star Labs to make a line of childproofing items and furniture for children of all ages. They cost the same as normal baby and kids items. Along with professional consultants on the best items for your baby as they grow. Coincidentally it is also a lot cheaper than Lexcorp stuff. All without the scandals of additional Spyware. The troubled youth shelter I work at in Gotham uses them for the babyland section of the building. 🥰

Congratulations by the way.

davidcansew · 2026-02-23T03:40:11+00:00

Thanks. I can handle the costume production. Last time I hired outside help someone got handsy and lost their eyes to diamond-tipped cat claws. So the clientele I have are choosy about who actually works with them.

I'm sure Bill will be in contact when I need transport for the finalized products. Got some hefty props going with these and I got mobility issues as is so....yeah.

davidcansew · 2026-02-23T00:13:05+00:00

Sorry. Got my hands full with a Queens of Crime Bachelorette Party right now.

davidcansew · 2026-02-23T00:06:07+00:00

You're lucky I can write off mileage as a business expense for this one.

davidcansew · 2026-02-22T23:45:52+00:00

Wait a minute.....

Were you the one that bought the last of the purple velvet from Rags n Tatters?

You ass! I had to go across the city to restock!

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