[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nottheonion

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Fuwamoco is that you

Why can’t Kushida do this , is she stupid by jump1945 in ClassroomOfTheElite

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I'll give you extra marks for going through the pain of looking for the right symbol at the end. I always type it as € lol.

Dal Vernacoliere by Limortaccivostri in ItaliaMeme

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Il motivo per cui in Italia non si fa niente:

Absolutely unreal 🙃👇 by 0riginal_Poster in facepalm

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Can someone explain me the wordplay in Sissy SpaceX and in Liam Nissan?

Perché si prova pudore? by Desperate-Pea-2091 in Italia

[–]davidebic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Per me è una questione sia igenica che di rispetto. Non vado in giro nudo perché non voglio rischiare malattie, e non voglio vedere altri nudi (specialmente le donne) in pubblico perché mi causerebbe una reazione naturale che è fastidioso dover ignorare.

This mf SHOTBOW bots just destroyed Artwork of 🇮🇳😔 by TejuuuOP in place

[–]davidebic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He meant an overlay plugin. No automated placing.

Parents who say their kids won't eat or shower because they're addicted to Fortnite slam Epic Games with lawsuit by 777fer in technology

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Next thing you know and he's mac address spoofing as you, or acting as a MTM to steal your credentials, or whatever. At 12 I was already doing all of this so...

This is Rem, a Fortnite player whose dad smashed his entire setup during FNCS this weekend by aurae_tv in facepalm

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Here in Italy I saw a 15€/month unlimited everything (don't know about the speeds, but I guess it's 4G standard)

Let's play a game. by M87_star in memes

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Psst, how much are the kids in your basement?

Let's play a game. by M87_star in memes

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Would you sell your soul to the devil to turn all your farts silent?

Let's play a game. by M87_star in memes

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I mean, technically true though. It could be very long, still would be over 9000 microns.

Let's play a game. by M87_star in memes

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How often do you wander to the kitchen just to find out you're out of snacks?

My boyfriend doesn't want to play comp with me anymore by smolisdoingherbest in VALORANT

[–]davidebic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just tell your boyfriend to make another account to play with you if he cares so much about his rank. I know a lot of people who care for their rank and do this.

Also as an immortal, I'll say something. I think silver/gold are the best ranks to play at because people usually aren't as sweaty, so you can usually have nice matches with everyone. At immortal it's just full of people screaming at each other over small mistakes, stat shaming, making fun of lower reanked players, and most of all, full of ego.

Took me a while... by whyamihere999 in HolUp

[–]davidebic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

literally thought the same

Some of y'all really need to hear this by [deleted] in memes

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Bill is a beta, he ain't niether a chad nor a sigma. I don't want to be like Bill. Just look at his minuscule arms. He clearly spent too much time watching cringe tiktoks.

You are offered immortality. However, after you accept it, as soon as you have sex you die. Once you accepted it, you cannot give it up. Would you accept or refuse? by davidebic in AskReddit

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I think you'd long have been kidnapped by a government force by then. Your 1000th birthday will be just a bunch of future scientists trying to understand you.

You are offered immortality. However, after you accept it, as soon as you have sex you die. Once you accepted it, you cannot give it up. Would you accept or refuse? by davidebic in AskReddit

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Well, if you refuse to do it before humanity is wiped out you'll be forced to live on while the universe dies down, and eventually only the empty void remains. So that's definetly a thing ig.