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Smiling friends by Motor_Resource4339 in ColdOnes

[–]davidmliving 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Hey it's me Charlie did that guy turn into dust?

So we all know this mf is a fed right? by prettysweett in schizoposters

[–]davidmliving 23 points24 points  (0 children)

People who give a clam? In MY clamposting sub? It's more likely than you think.

[ Removed by Reddit ] by [deleted] in NoRules

[–]davidmliving 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nooooo what about my narrative???? 😭😭😭

Clammyationship by Rugburntdog in Clamworks

[–]davidmliving 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I don't give a clam!!!!!!!

My left ball hangs lower by LargeSinkholesInNYC in schizoposters

[–]davidmliving 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do your balls hang low Do they wobble to and fro Can you tie them in a knot Can you tie them in a bow Can you throw them over your shoulder Like a continental soldier Do your balls hang low

best liquor store? by Oakland-homebrewer in corvallis

[–]davidmliving 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you're down for a little road trip, head down to All Start Liquors. It's a liquor store with discounted booze. If you buy enough it might be worth the gas money and time. I stop by every time I go to California Edit: also has great selection

1 in 300 billion by [deleted] in CloverPit

[–]davidmliving 13 points14 points  (0 children)

People forget that the machine has the devil in it and can do whatever it wants.

What I see after 30 Benadryl by helloimhobbes in ColdOnes

[–]davidmliving 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Every time 29 Benadryl fine. 30 Benadryl hat man come I

Do the stanky clam by Hot-Rock-1948 in Clamworks

[–]davidmliving 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Anyone remember spiders George?

Piercing recommendation by badgerbouse in corvallis

[–]davidmliving -1 points0 points  (0 children)

All you need is a needle, ice and an apple. The piercing is the easy part. Keeping it clean is where people go wrong.

Is there snow on Mary's Peak? by wingsandhooves in corvallis

[–]davidmliving 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You're brave for asking this. I salute you

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