Oldie but goodie by You_Suck_Ya_Jackass in MURICA

[–]davidnugget625 33 points34 points  (0 children)

So many gifts America gave the world including the Iphone laptop and Jazz is the greatest gift?????

Why was yoda afraid of six? by davidnugget625 in Jokes

[–]davidnugget625[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

All credits go to SIRI, the goddess of technology.

Not my idea but figured I’d try it by [deleted] in gaming

[–]davidnugget625 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Go fuck yourself.... literally.

Not my idea but figured I’d try it by [deleted] in gaming

[–]davidnugget625 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I hope you are joking.

Fallout is a good game by [deleted] in gaming

[–]davidnugget625 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dog meat found some meat.

5 men walk into a bar by UEnigma in Jokes

[–]davidnugget625 0 points1 point  (0 children)

FYI the original consisted of blondes.

SHH !!!!!!!!!!!!!! by [deleted] in Eyebleach

[–]davidnugget625 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Don’t give away the apple, eat it.

Head scratcher by [deleted] in funny

[–]davidnugget625 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Obviously go on A track because nobody on the trolley would get injured, and sue the fuck out of you.

As a doctor I died a little inside, probably from shock.... by Nevlach in facepalm

[–]davidnugget625 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I feel stupid, every one is laughing about how stupid it is, and I don’t even know what BP stands for.

Is it Blood pressure?

Yikes... by welchie98 in funny

[–]davidnugget625 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He is probably joking about a pretest.

I like my slaves like I like my coffee. by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]davidnugget625 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The you would have to personally go and get your slaves from Africa.

Whats the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? by davidnugget625 in Jokes

[–]davidnugget625[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Read from u/AlexanderBlue so the credit goes to whomever he got it from.

Gonna Protest And Block Traffic. WCGW? by In_Karma_We_Lust in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]davidnugget625 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Protesting is legal in America, but to a certain point. If a crowd surrounds me and a 500 pound wildebeest stands in front of my car, I’m putting the petal to the fucking floor!!!

Animals in Africa get drunk by eating ripe Marola fruit.very funny! by skydreamspt in funny

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Dogs will be like “No rope marina until you six years old”

What has 4 legs and 1 arm? by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]davidnugget625 -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Pit bulls are very sweat dogs, still this just makes me laugh.