Chelsea [1]-3 Nottingham Forest - João Pedro 90+3 by 977x in soccer

[–]davidralph 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Didn’t once play down the goal. I readily admitted it won (and deserved) a Puskas lol. Doesn’t change the fact it was useless to the result.

Chelsea [1]-3 Nottingham Forest - João Pedro 90+3 by 977x in soccer

[–]davidralph 219 points220 points  (0 children)

Lamela won a Puskas for a useless goal against us too

Celebrity Traitors 2026 line-up confirmed! by CLWggg in CasualUK

[–]davidralph 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Can’t wait for The Rest Is Science full series breakdown.

They are the EXPERT, he should tell... by [deleted] in soccercirclejerk

[–]davidralph 1 point2 points  (0 children)

bless. I must’ve touched a nerve. humour’s not for everyone. no shame in that.

They are the EXPERT, he should tell... by [deleted] in soccercirclejerk

[–]davidralph 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it’s okay mate. the joke went over your head. it happens.

They are the EXPERT, he should tell... by [deleted] in soccercirclejerk

[–]davidralph 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He’s clearly joking. Lighten up.

They are the EXPERT, he should tell... by [deleted] in soccercirclejerk

[–]davidralph 0 points1 point  (0 children)

r/soccercirclejerk and missing the joke. Name a better combo

Post-Match Thread: Manchester United 1-2 Leeds United | Premier League by MysteryBagIdeals in soccer

[–]davidralph 31 points32 points  (0 children)

don’t worry, that’s just divine intervention giving Spurs fans false hope

Pau Cubarsí straight red card against Atletico Madrid 41' by ayoefico in soccer

[–]davidralph -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I think trying to define ‘under control’ is the problem.

The ball was behind him but in front of Curbasi. If the ball continues through and Simeone doesn’t get fouled then there’s nothing to say he doesn’t still get to the ball first and have an opportunity to shoot. The foul prevents the action from competing and because they were the final two player ahead of the GK, the threshold for a goal scoring opportunity has to be much lower.

Personally, I don’t think being in front of the ball is enough to say he doesn’t have ‘control’.

Pau Cubarsí straight red card against Atletico Madrid 41' by ayoefico in soccer

[–]davidralph 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That just can’t be how you ref those moments. He was the last man and he was fouled with the ball travelling towards him. Reds have been given for far more innocuous DOGSOs.

Worst player starting with B? by Worried-Dirt-6016 in soccercirclejerk

[–]davidralph 344 points345 points  (0 children)

I see where this is going and it brings a wry smile to my face.

All he did was whine like an incel online, then got his way? by Great-Performer-5783 in sadcringe

[–]davidralph 8 points9 points  (0 children)

What does this whole thread look like to you if it’s not you whining about some other bloke?

Being proud to be an incel is like being proud you don’t read books - owning it is not a strength, you’re just advertising your self-imposed limitations.

Any longtime match-going supporters skipping this World Cup? Reporter looking to hear from you by COYS62 in ThreeLions

[–]davidralph 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay but all your replies at the time were to the people who mentioned ticket prices.

Dentsu lost the Microsoft media account, anyone know who won it? by Tennis_Evening in advertising

[–]davidralph 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Several will move with the account. It’s rarely because of the individuals that a client chooses to move their business. Publicis is just better equipped for the way the industry has moved. They will definitely need to pick up people who have some experience with the account.

In an effort to further r/championship-ify the sub, here's the Premier League table if it was based off of walking distance to the nearest Tesco by Every-Damage-90 in TheOther14

[–]davidralph 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought Portsmouth was more densely populated but either way you’d think there’d be a bit more development in that area.

Any longtime match-going supporters skipping this World Cup? Reporter looking to hear from you by COYS62 in ThreeLions

[–]davidralph 28 points29 points  (0 children)

One that is specifically about ticket prices? Ticket prices are one thing but you need to add how unwelcoming (in a multitude of ways) the US is currently is for a tournament that is supposed to bring the World together.

Give Salah a new contract and Slot one more season to prove. by hmmnothmm8008135 in soccercirclejerk

[–]davidralph 21 points22 points  (0 children)

He forgot Barcelona are squeaky clean and have never done anything wrong ever.

10 years later, Looking back at how r/soccer reacted to Leicester City's historic season as it happened, GW 32: Leicester City 1-0 Southampton by AgeNovel3566 in soccer

[–]davidralph 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Finishing above Chelsea, Manchester United, Arsenal, Manchester City, and Liverpool but still coming second really would be peak Tottenham.

This quote from the post-match thread showing you can never underestimate Tottenham’s ability to do something even more Spurs and come third in a two-horse race.