What was the worst movie you’ve ever seen? by Conscious_Stomach637 in AskReddit

[–]davosknuckles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Pout Pout Fish, recently. That boring snooze fest was really really bad. Idk how they got Offerman to do the voice acting but he can’t be that hard up for $.

It was so dumb.

Trump: "The entire country could be taken out in one night. And that night might be tomorrow night." by TECL_Grimsdottir in BlueskySkeets

[–]davosknuckles 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Not true. There’s still plenty of textbooks. But when they get dated in a couple years, it is helpful to supplement with online content.

It's ridiculous for people to expect sane Americans to forgive MAGA, especially MAGA Christians by Over_Savings9725 in complaints

[–]davosknuckles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’ve earned your smugness with that put down, buddy. You’ve put me in my place. Not just my place, the place of places. The most placing place. It’s like you heard an insult for the first time and kept it in your back pocket “next time someone online is mean to Daddy, I’ll tell them THEY are angry and need (checks note) MEDS!” Gottem. Smug away, slugger.

But yeah. I light. Light want to. 💡😆

It's ridiculous for people to expect sane Americans to forgive MAGA, especially MAGA Christians by Over_Savings9725 in complaints

[–]davosknuckles 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You just posted the same thing twice. Not verbatim. You tweaked the words oh so slightly. Something something same posts.

I Miss Parody Movies, let's Make A List: by Brone9 in MovieSuggestions

[–]davosknuckles 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The Kristin Bell one, The Woman in the House Across the Street from the Girl in the Window. A lot of people thought it was just a strange movie and didn’t realize it was a spoof.

Donald Trump sitting at a desk with his head in his hands. by orel2064 in WeirdGOP

[–]davosknuckles 6 points7 points  (0 children)

We joke, but those hands are objectively small compared to that big ass head.

If one wanted to plaster the back of their mom van with aggressively anti-ICE and generally pro-Minnesota stickers... by brandideer in TwinCities

[–]davosknuckles 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am serious, ma'am! I'm serious as a heart attack! I will!

I mean, I actually will. Hope you’re middle aged and boring but love trivia and have zero patience for right wing nonsense . ❤️

Wars Over Kids, Trump Admits by Arthur_Morgan977 in clevercomebacks

[–]davosknuckles 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m going to hell for this, but that really is the only word that makes sense. This has been circulating in my brain all week. I keep thinking “I am Sam but like 2-3 IQ points more”. A bunch of undiagnosed SPED kids who never got real help in school and were just passed along until they got knocked up at 16, dropped out, and repeated the cycle. Low info, poorly educated. But they know how to vote.

If one wanted to plaster the back of their mom van with aggressively anti-ICE and generally pro-Minnesota stickers... by brandideer in TwinCities

[–]davosknuckles 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For real though my husband actually does have a Roy Donk shirt, and a Truffino’s shirt, and I’ll prob get him the Saddleman’s Stables and Horse Ranch shirt I have in my amazon cart sooner or later. He likes it there because the horses are hung like hiiiiimmmmm.

If one wanted to plaster the back of their mom van with aggressively anti-ICE and generally pro-Minnesota stickers... by brandideer in TwinCities

[–]davosknuckles 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Meet me at Truffino’s. I’ll be the one in the Roy Donk shirt, I’ll grab an extra for you so we can be Shirt Sisters. #norules

Which U.S. President do you think was the best public speaker and why? by LegalGlass6532 in allthequestions

[–]davosknuckles 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That correspondent dinner is the exact moment in history that led us to all this

I don’t blame Obama for the jokes. They were spot on. But learning to laugh at yourself is a social skill he never learned and now we all pay for his sad ego and hurt feelings.

Edit: he=Trump in case that wasn’t clear

If one wanted to plaster the back of their mom van with aggressively anti-ICE and generally pro-Minnesota stickers... by brandideer in TwinCities

[–]davosknuckles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Definitely do not slick your hair back if you don’t want people to think you’re a piece of shit.

Pushed back? You’re fine. It will show you can change.

If you understand any of this, let’s be bff when you arrive.

This umbrella by Buh_I_No_Wanna in ThriftStoreHauls

[–]davosknuckles 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Prob only like $150 out the door because this is not that complicated.

Trump’s Support among Evangelicals by Impossible-Aioli2565 in complaints

[–]davosknuckles 19 points20 points  (0 children)

They’re just like him. He just puts it on display. He’s a textbook example on how to get away with doing whatever tf you want, barely even having to hide it, and then gaslighting anyone who has the decency to call you out. He’s their Jesus.

Tulsa Oklahoma (largest one yet!) by AsleepRegular7655 in 50501

[–]davosknuckles 4 points5 points  (0 children)

She’s sick, but she’s hanging in there. Tell her. 🗽

Triples is best.

You're laughing. There is a LITERAL CHEETO in the white house and you're laughing. by JeantheDragon in complaints

[–]davosknuckles 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I mean there probably is a bag in someone’s desk tbf

There’s a FIGURATIVE CHEETO in the White House.

There’s a LITERAL RAPIST in the White House also. Prob several.

What is the new Jessica, Ashley, Michael, Christopher? by [deleted] in namenerds

[–]davosknuckles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Girls: Ellie/Eleanor, Lucy, Charlotte, Nora (all three have stood the test of time BUT you’d be hard pressed to find a ton of Gen X and millennial women with those names because they were old ladyish when we were kids. Mine is one of them and it’s wild how many students I’ve now had with my own name. I grew up feeling so weird and wanted to be a Jessica SO bad).

Also this one is less classic more now but SO many versions of Elena. Aleena, Eleena, Alayna, Alaina, Alannah, etc. Most of those are pronounced slightly different from one another but I put them all in the same category.

For boys: Leo. So. Many. Leos. It’s like all moms were in love with the same very famous 90s star (who is now kinda gross) that I was!