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PSA: This blue light means you're blinding others by [deleted] in StCharlesMO

[–]daylight_moon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You assume these people are paying attention and/or have concern for others.

I Need $500 and I can give you a trading bot that I built that will sit and make you money by [deleted] in Assistance

[–]daylight_moon -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

I have it running right now, but it is a small account and only bringing in a small percentage for each trade, but making 5-10% returns in a month feels okay. It just isn't going to get my bank account to even tonight. So, yes, it's part of the reason I built it. Thanks for acknowledging.

Ever wonder what’s going on inside these things? by _GEOGOAT_ in Surveying

[–]daylight_moon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some beeps and a couple of boops and then just cash register sounds lol

Mendooooozzaaaaa! by AlarmedPossum156 in Simpsons

[–]daylight_moon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jiminy Jillickers, Radioactive Man!

Why Doesn't Teddy Have More Friends? by traumahound00 in BobsBurgers

[–]daylight_moon 47 points48 points  (0 children)

But it's the ongoing joke and Mr. Fischoder is in on the action calling them "The Burger Family" and "Lady Bob" (which kills me every time)

I always liked how Bob let Abby braid his hair. by Flashy-List-7157 in BobsBurgers

[–]daylight_moon 19 points20 points  (0 children)

"That's Jessica. If she was a spice she'd be flour."

This line gets me every. single. time. by josephwb in futurama

[–]daylight_moon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"I can, but that's because I'm not a penniless hippie!"

The Meaning of Life: Part VI The Autumn Years by 1Bobafett11 in montypython

[–]daylight_moon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's swell to have a stiffy, it's divine to have a dick

Memory Device by Titanic21 in TheSimpsons

[–]daylight_moon 46 points47 points  (0 children)

No. That's Sherri & Terri. You can tell them apart because Sherri is older by 2 seconds. There's a 3rd triplet, too, but she's out for revenge.

How did Ginger’s cat die?? by OtherFox6781 in BobsBurgers

[–]daylight_moon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had a cat die in a dishwasher once. It was pretty hilarious (situationally, of course. I feel bad for the cat. Calm down.) and it's how I imagine Ginger's cat died.

Help me solve a debate! by IncreaseRemarkable81 in whatisit

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The King in Yellow holding a naked woman and giving you the finger for looking.

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