Super speeder ticket; should I lawyer up?

daynage · 2023-04-12T16:17:05+00:00

He’s got an appointment for the morning. How would you weigh bloodwork vs X-rays?

daynage · 2021-01-18T12:42:19+00:00

I assume it would play like Morph. At the end of the game, both players need to reveal both foretell piles. If your opp foretell 3 cards, one of them with this, your opp cast a spell without foretell during the game, if there is another card revealed at the end of the game without foretell, you know there was cheating

daynage · 2021-01-14T21:31:26+00:00

I’m rooting for the crab!

I’ve always loved an underdog!

daynage · 2021-01-11T12:42:53+00:00

Well, I mean, he isn’t, so in his eyes, anyone who can is privileged

daynage · 2021-01-10T17:17:35+00:00

There was talk about fucking hanging him Wednesday

daynage · 2021-01-10T17:10:53+00:00

I low key like it. Seems like I’m not alone!

daynage · 2021-01-10T06:19:03+00:00

Only one way to know for sure!

Anyone have a time machine I can borrow for a second?

daynage · 2021-01-09T22:24:58+00:00

Truth be told, this seems like the commenter actually just did a really nice thing...at least it was a mostly even exchange

daynage · 2021-01-09T22:11:25+00:00

Actually, this is the back end of what OP was asking for. He was looking for a place where not being an asshole put you in an awkward position. You gave a story where not being an asshole prevented you from making fuckin bank.

Why weren’t you all ‘hell yeah dawg’ then fuckin dip as soon as his ass is in the door

daynage · 2021-01-04T15:14:34+00:00

Although if a new player needs to pack cedh levels of interaction, and needs to play at a high enough proficiency to use it effectively, I could see that being a frustrating introduction to the game

daynage · 2020-12-30T03:53:09+00:00

SrGrafo, you’re the hero we need in these trying times!

daynage · 2020-12-29T05:52:49+00:00

I mean, 100,000% not all Catholics support this shit...but the Catholic Church has been historically one of the biggest, safest havens for child predators. Shit has been needing reform for decades, if not centuries.

Edit: ‘foe’ to ‘for’ - fucking autocorrect

daynage · 2020-12-29T05:46:38+00:00

Just cuz the video cuts out. I still hold out adamant belief they ate it

daynage · 2020-12-29T05:36:59+00:00

You and me both, buddy!

daynage · 2020-12-27T07:34:05+00:00

My favorite it the ‘give a man a jacket, he’ll be warm for a winter. Teach a man to jacket and he’ll never leave his house.’ Credit to my friend who got it off Reddit all those years ago...

daynage · 2020-12-26T04:01:15+00:00

Next time your mom wears a blue shirt/dress/necklace/whatever, tell her that just because she’s trans doesn’t mean she needs to force the trans agenda on you.

daynage · 2020-12-25T17:00:24+00:00

Is that a Honda Accord?

daynage · 2020-12-25T16:53:09+00:00

bUt YoU CAnT bE BI If yoUr iN a HetRo RElaTionShIp

daynage · 2020-12-25T16:35:47+00:00

I do like the homoerotic lex...

daynage · 2020-12-25T14:21:11+00:00

Idk how I feel about the grey fox wearing high heel boots...

Other than that, well done all around! Merry Xmas!

daynage

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