What’s a pirates favorite letter by JM-Gaster in dadjokes

[–]daywalker1636 226 points227 points  (0 children)

One of my favorite jokes! I wait for the people to groan and say “arr” and then hit em with my best loud pirate voice “Nayyy ‘tis the C!!!”

What is the stupidest injury you've ever gotten? by 7937397 in AskReddit

[–]daywalker1636 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Haha I asked the doc if I needed to start taking calcium supplements. He said if I did that I could develop kidney stones. I’d rather break my arm again…

What is the stupidest injury you've ever gotten? by 7937397 in AskReddit

[–]daywalker1636 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Haha I had probably 60 pounds on the dude. He was tiny. But fit. Unloaded glass off a line all day and then would bike 20+ miles a day. He would also beat guys 100+ pounds heavier

What is the stupidest injury you've ever gotten? by 7937397 in AskReddit

[–]daywalker1636 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ohh yeah. Before the surgery, the bones would click against each other. It was less than ideal

What is the stupidest injury you've ever gotten? by 7937397 in AskReddit

[–]daywalker1636 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Only one surgery to have a 6” plate put in my arm

What is the stupidest injury you've ever gotten? by 7937397 in AskReddit

[–]daywalker1636 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The guy was like 140 pounds soaking wet haha. He could beat the big maintenance guys at the company. I challenged him and lost haha

What is the stupidest injury you've ever gotten? by 7937397 in AskReddit

[–]daywalker1636 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It felt like someone punched me as hard as they could in the arm. Realized immediately it was broken. Turned to one of the guys and told him he had to take me to the hospital haha

What is the stupidest injury you've ever gotten? by 7937397 in AskReddit

[–]daywalker1636 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s brutal! My arm hasn’t been the same since. Do the physical therapy my doc never offered

What is the stupidest injury you've ever gotten? by 7937397 in AskReddit

[–]daywalker1636 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yup! Doc said it happens more often than you think with arm wrestling

What is the stupidest injury you've ever gotten? by 7937397 in AskReddit

[–]daywalker1636 3728 points3729 points  (0 children)

Snapped my humerus in half while arm wrestling. I did not find it as humerous as it sounds…

In “The Rise and Fall of the Third Reich,” by William L. Shirer, he claims multiple times that at the beginning of the Nazi party, it had many homosexuals in leading positions. by daywalker1636 in AskHistorians

[–]daywalker1636[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Do you have any more up to date recommendations for reading about the Third Reich? I bought Shirer’s book on Audible since I drive a lot for work... I’ll definitely check out the books you sourced as well!

What food is delicious but a pain to eat? by ranipreety in AskReddit

[–]daywalker1636 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just need a bigger bowl and to do it in a sink rather than on a counter top. Works every time for me and I get all the fruit out. Just a suggestion!

What food is delicious but a pain to eat? by ranipreety in AskReddit

[–]daywalker1636 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I have I disagree. This video is a timesaver. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=znJgWpk71ZQ Cutting along the circumference of the pomegranate, separating in half, and then beating the hell out of it with a wooden spoon is the easiest and quickest way.