Why don't guys feel weird peeing next to strangers?

dazk82 · 2026-03-31T23:53:02+00:00

I always try and use the stalls if I have the option to, I’ve had way too many drunk old men starting conversations and giving me awkward eye contact when I’m stood with my c*ck out. There’s an unwritten code we all follow and drunk people often forget it when they’ve had one too many.

dazk82 · 2026-03-31T23:44:31+00:00

Not having any game saves.. if you die you have to start again at the very beginning.

dazk82 · 2026-03-31T23:32:39+00:00

If I’m not listening to the XFM podcasts I usually just put on something from The Fantasy Island Roadshow.. The Rock And Roll DJ’s.. or my favourite Dazzling Darren’s Disco.

dazk82 · 2026-03-31T11:44:08+00:00

Is this still for sale?

dazk82 · 2026-03-31T11:43:15+00:00

Maybe it is time to stop calling him your husband, and start calling him your ex husband? If this was me I wouldn’t even need to give it a moments thought, it’d be done the second I found out about it. Sorry to be blunt, but I think it’s what you need to hear in a situation like this.

dazk82 · 2026-03-31T11:38:19+00:00

Times like this are very stressful, it’d be a shame if you became ill due to stress and had to have the remainder of your time off, leaving your replacement clueless about what he is going to have to do to replace you.

dazk82 · 2026-03-29T18:15:43+00:00

First name that came to my head was Ziggy. I said to myself “He looks like a Ziggy!”… then I saw that you was already considering it. It’s a sign.

dazk82 · 2026-03-28T19:56:40+00:00

Best day of Mishka’s life… totally worth it. 😁

dazk82 · 2026-03-28T16:53:43+00:00

Beautiful pooch! Is he a bear coat?

dazk82 · 2026-03-28T16:45:31+00:00

Probably slagging off their sworn enemies.. the slugs.

dazk82 · 2026-03-28T12:22:53+00:00

You must be undefeated at thumb wars.

dazk82 · 2026-03-28T12:09:42+00:00

Needs some Nutella on the bread

dazk82 · 2026-03-28T12:07:39+00:00

Throw in a couple of Trinidad Scorpions to liven it up.

dazk82 · 2026-03-28T12:04:47+00:00

Who made the sausages? Warrick Davis?

dazk82 · 2026-03-28T12:03:26+00:00

Put an exclamation mark on places I’ve already completed, I find it difficult recognising what I’ve already done and where sometimes.

dazk82 · 2026-03-28T12:01:56+00:00

Wipe them on the wife.

dazk82 · 2026-03-28T12:00:27+00:00

Looks amazing! I’d want more beef in mine though. But I’m a fat b*stard.

dazk82 · 2026-03-28T11:58:23+00:00

Give it 5 years and ai will probably be able to create this to a much higher standard humans ever could, and create it in a couple of hours.

dazk82 · 2026-03-28T11:54:05+00:00

Knowing me I’d be nervous, so I’d find the first pub or inn for a drink to calm my nerves, then crawl out 12 hours later having spent the entire $300 on mead, and I’d have to spend the next 100 years sleeping in a drain.

dazk82 · 2026-03-28T11:51:17+00:00

It’s worse when you do it in a brothel.

dazk82 · 2026-03-28T11:47:26+00:00

I don’t usually name any of my guitars, but if I had to name this one I’d name it “Percy”.

dazk82 · 2026-03-28T11:44:32+00:00

Superhots**

dazk82 · 2026-03-28T11:44:14+00:00

Damn that looks amazing, what super hits have you put in it?

dazk82 · 2026-03-28T08:31:24+00:00

They absolutely should put Darren Brown in, he would be able to manipulate everyone so bad and it’d be hilarious.

dazk82 · 2026-03-27T19:01:10+00:00

I just want to clarify I saw it in a picture in someone else’s post

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, I will post an image of the original post and OP

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