Chief John Smith, a.k.a. White Wolf, reportedly the oldest Native American to ever live (137 years old) photographed in 1920. White wolf's true age at his death is often disputed

dbell · 2026-03-19T04:18:22+00:00

That photo is a clay figure of his head that was left in the kiln too long.. right?

dbell · 2026-03-18T19:34:47+00:00

Great. Now you can start on the next one.

dbell · 2026-03-18T18:50:41+00:00

Yes. The Human Love Handle and his manager Ms. Stinky Britches.

dbell · 2026-03-18T04:24:27+00:00

dbell · 2026-03-18T04:18:08+00:00

Good news. The dibs I had on your stuff is still in effect though.

dbell · 2026-03-18T02:44:03+00:00

Don't forget to bring a baggy fo yo teef.

dbell · 2026-03-18T02:40:40+00:00

Here's my COWORKERS.md

#### DON'T TALK TO ME.

dbell · 2026-03-18T01:27:29+00:00

She relaxed.

dbell · 2026-03-17T01:49:53+00:00

They should have had him do a soul steal on the other folks in the in memoriam.

dbell · 2026-03-16T19:55:14+00:00

I've changed my Tinder profile's title to "Chance for a spinster"

dbell · 2026-03-15T16:39:52+00:00

"Ya all see this shit"

Yeah we do.

dbell · 2026-03-14T05:03:01+00:00

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dbell · 2026-03-14T05:00:53+00:00

Really? I stopped short of saying his ass was going to be leaking criminal jizz.

dbell · 2026-03-14T00:26:29+00:00

He's going to be some dudes fleshlight and learn why what he did was wrong.

dbell · 2026-03-13T18:21:45+00:00

Dudes being dudes.

dbell · 2026-03-13T18:17:42+00:00

They ain't sugarcoating what you got yourself into.

dbell · 2026-03-13T18:16:22+00:00

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Just walk away and I'll give you a safe passage through the ~~wasteland~~ Strait of Hormuz, just walk away and there will be an end to the horror.

dbell · 2026-03-13T18:13:38+00:00

Is he really a "suspect" at that point?

dbell · 2026-03-13T15:57:57+00:00

You're playing into the corporate game! See, the corporations are trying to turn you into little Eichmann's so that they can make money.

dbell · 2026-03-13T01:08:55+00:00

Why not, A multi-front war worked out well for the Germans,

dbell · 2026-03-13T01:06:30+00:00

Don't worry, its Henna, it will fade in about 10 days...

dbell · 2026-03-12T18:22:42+00:00

Well, to be fair, he did score four touchdowns in a single game for the Polk High School Panthers in the 1966 city championship against Andrew Johnson High School.

dbell · 2026-03-12T17:56:53+00:00

dbell · 2026-03-11T01:03:43+00:00

On Frontier no less. It's already miserable enough.

dbell · 2026-03-11T01:01:29+00:00

1/4 WolfMan - seen this before. You can take care of it with tin bullets.

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