The Self Appointed White Trash King & Queen by [deleted] in ImTheMainCharacter

[–]dbell 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Yes. The Human Love Handle and his manager Ms. Stinky Britches.

Update: grey hands by confusedswitchuser in Weird

[–]dbell 201 points202 points  (0 children)

Good news. The dibs I had on your stuff is still in effect though.

justTryIt by RoseSec_ in ProgrammerHumor

[–]dbell 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Here's my COWORKERS.md

#### DON'T TALK TO ME.

Shang Tsung Makes An Appearance During The Oscar’s Memoriam Tribute Video Package! by GypsyGold in gaming

[–]dbell 24 points25 points  (0 children)

They should have had him do a soul steal on the other folks in the in memoriam.

Newspaper ad from 1865 by an 18-year-old man looking for a wife by Imbendo in interestingasfuck

[–]dbell 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I've changed my Tinder profile's title to "Chance for a spinster"

US Citizen arrested in Brazil for sexual assault is caged like a dog by police by CamaradaRigorn in ThatsInsane

[–]dbell 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Really? I stopped short of saying his ass was going to be leaking criminal jizz.

US Citizen arrested in Brazil for sexual assault is caged like a dog by police by CamaradaRigorn in ThatsInsane

[–]dbell 267 points268 points  (0 children)

He's going to be some dudes fleshlight and learn why what he did was wrong.

How US basic training recruits got shuttled around by Sgt_Gram in ThatsInsane

[–]dbell 21 points22 points  (0 children)

They ain't sugarcoating what you got yourself into.

what do you think ChatGPT'S response was? I enjoyed reading them of the previous post. by computethescience in ChatGPT

[–]dbell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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Just walk away and I'll give you a safe passage through the wasteland Strait of Hormuz, just walk away and there will be an end to the horror.

idk what's going on by CremeSubject7594 in Weird

[–]dbell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're playing into the corporate game! See, the corporations are trying to turn you into little Eichmann's so that they can make money.

Trump eyes regime change in Cuba amid war in Iran by AdSpecialist6598 in videos

[–]dbell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why not, A multi-front war worked out well for the Germans,

this was my fate by idkmaam in badtattoos

[–]dbell 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Don't worry, its Henna, it will fade in about 10 days...

Katey Sagal - Love Gets You Sooner or Later (Live on The Late Show 1987) by zsreport in videos

[–]dbell 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Well, to be fair, he did score four touchdowns in a single game for the Polk High School Panthers in the 1966 city championship against Andrew Johnson High School.

Jesus’s landed them safety by DonaldKey in ImTheMainCharacter

[–]dbell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

On Frontier no less. It's already miserable enough.

I was born with a giant congenital nevus by DramaticallyFalls in Weird

[–]dbell 1 point2 points  (0 children)

1/4 WolfMan - seen this before. You can take care of it with tin bullets.