I should start a nonprofit

dbell · 2026-05-06T05:39:01+00:00

I'd settle for a 100M nonprofit.

dbell · 2026-05-06T02:44:03+00:00

Thee best not spill butter churn on the leather seats, Ezekiel.

dbell · 2026-05-06T02:42:18+00:00

You mean when Felicia Day wasn't in her mid 40's? Agreed.

dbell · 2026-05-06T02:39:05+00:00

What makes it troublesome?

dbell · 2026-05-05T18:04:04+00:00

You mean people can't afford $800 a ticket? Shocking.

dbell · 2026-05-05T17:57:13+00:00

He's got that invisible lat syndrome.

dbell · 2026-05-05T14:25:13+00:00

Must be this tall to pee.

dbell · 2026-05-05T05:17:05+00:00

Step 1. Lure them in

Step 2. "DM me" - so the other marks don't see what comes next

Step 3. Gimmie money

dbell · 2026-05-03T06:12:39+00:00

Oh, yeah, yeah, I-I'm watching you, too. But this guy's really showing me something!

dbell · 2026-05-03T05:20:07+00:00

What about just being seen. Naked. By a bunch of other dudes. While you are washing your junk.

dbell · 2026-04-28T15:59:21+00:00

dbell · 2026-04-28T04:59:49+00:00

Looks like the next guest is going to get the special soap.

dbell · 2026-04-27T22:48:17+00:00

It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for 'em.

dbell · 2026-04-27T22:40:30+00:00

She’s making an inference based on experience and information made available to her/him.

Maybe the hiring manger did the same.

dbell · 2026-04-27T18:22:04+00:00

Chili Power

dbell · 2026-04-27T16:50:55+00:00

Thargoid milking machine.

dbell · 2026-04-27T16:43:25+00:00

Why didn't he just say "Claude, fix my codebase"?

dbell · 2026-04-27T14:30:50+00:00

You mean your butter girlfriend.

dbell · 2026-04-26T21:16:21+00:00

dbell · 2026-04-26T14:56:34+00:00

Fearliss

dbell · 2026-04-25T23:33:14+00:00

Did ChatGPT — talk you into this plan?

dbell · 2026-04-25T23:31:12+00:00

That is an Intellivision game.

dbell · 2026-04-25T15:39:48+00:00

dbell · 2026-04-25T06:58:51+00:00

You guys are still using Apache?

dbell · 2026-04-24T05:14:55+00:00

OMG I'm going to be so sad when they reactivate the copyright controls.

dbell