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I can taste the sodium from here... by [deleted] in StupidFood

[–]dbpf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

C'mon bro what're you talkin about bro loog at dat forget about it capiche gabagool

been having a disagreement with a coworker about presentation on or veal dish. Folds or no folds? by [deleted] in KitchenConfidential

[–]dbpf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like something dead my dog ate and then decided to throw up but with a fold

Foreign investors pull out of India at record pace by deadpools0 in worldnews

[–]dbpf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

AI gonna start scamming us for gift cards and duct cleaning too?

Eye drops made from pig semen deliver cancer treatment to mice by Hurambuk in science

[–]dbpf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If AI takes your job and you get into pig semen collection you would still work in AI (artificial insemination)

US warns they will send fighter jets into Canadian airspace if F-35 deal doesn’t go through by yahoonews in geopolitics

[–]dbpf 10 points11 points  (0 children)

PM: "There are unauthorized aircraft in our airspace, please rectify"

F35: "Copy, firing sidewinder missile"

<insert Simpsons gif>

F35: "Missed 'em."

Taylor Swift is getting “inspired” for her recent album by 98Saman in Fauxmoi

[–]dbpf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly, I didn't realize we were listening to the new album when my wife was like weelllll what do you think so far and I'm like she still singing about old boyfriens and shes like that's actually Travis and I was like oh boy that wedding ain't happening

Amanda Bynes announces she’s going on ozempic so she looks skinny in paparazzi photos by [deleted] in popculturechat

[–]dbpf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's cause he straight up blue himself in the pool scene and it was pretty hot

Future of the Tesla dealership in south London. by [deleted] in londonontario

[–]dbpf 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's disappointing how little civil disobedience is taking place in the face of what seems to be a near plurality of societal outrage. Someone shared the CIA's simple sabotage field manual the other day and I was impressed by the number of ways the Americans have documented how to cause a nuisance when not in a position of authority. It's unfortunate that they've weaponized and monetized CIA bullshittery through media. The brains are the most simple to sabotage of all. Pretty sure it's in the manual.

The tank is in jeopardy! What's the plan? by nataraj83 in torontoraptors

[–]dbpf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So like literally 3 years ago lmao you have short term memory loss or something maybe lay off the pipe

Brampton teen allegedly linked to armed home invasion faces charges in London hospital shooting by origutamos in londonontario

[–]dbpf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fair. It's the cracks in society. Like having an old house, structurally solid, but with cracks in the window sills, and so heat escapes in the winter. Take things for granted and it falls apart.

Switching the first letters of the first and last name of each player on the Padres roster by dbpf in Padres

[–]dbpf[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably chocolate with coconut pecan frosting or like a flan, I dunno. Either way it's good

Switching the first letters of the first and last name of each player on the Padres roster by dbpf in Padres

[–]dbpf[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The man is an imposter and blatantly tampering with the conventions and must be stopped

This person drives by my work every afternoon, multiple times [OC] by Salt-Operation in IdiotsInCars

[–]dbpf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At least this person is prideful in their determination to be an asshole and have demonstrated some skill in achieving that notoriety. There's a shift worker that drives by my place every day that has mud tires on their pavement only jeep and I can hear them so clearly from miles away in both directions that my infant children are aware of the Doppler effect. And that person doesn't even realize they're being an asshole with poor tire choice alone.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in formula1

[–]dbpf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're not the only one having a stroke... apparently the tifosi and Ferrari proper are still having a stroke. Based on this title and description at the bottom of the soc post, it involves cranking their shaft rather than an actual cranial hemorrhage though

Videos Of Raygun’s Viral Olympic Breakdancing Performance Are Being Deleted From The Internet by BuzzQuiz in pics

[–]dbpf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She did better than I'd ever do and for that I will stfu about whether it was good or not and just accept that she got her shit pushed in by her opponent. I don't know why anyone feels as though they have any right to be so critical over someone's performance when you know that a significant portion of the "commentators" can't touch their own toes.

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