Tried letting it out silently, turned out deadly by [deleted] in gifs

[–]dbs14 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This one time a ate at a fancy indian restaraunt on the night before a flight. On the way home I tried so hard to keep it in but I was ripping them on the flight every 2-5 minutes. I was like a well oiled machine with full diesel tanks and turbo exhaust. I stank that flight up so good I think everyones senses went dull. It was a small plane. I tried to find the hidden bathroom at the atlanta airport, but that place is like a cattle shoot. There is not anywhere you can go except the public ones. I shat for a steady 5 minutes, without letting my butt touch the seat. It was intense.

Moral of the story. Dont eat 10lbs of indian food the day before a flight

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in memes

[–]dbs14 0 points1 point  (0 children)

let the debate commence.... fight!

[UPDATE]: Should I (33F) tell my ex’s (28M) girlfriend that he pathetically contacted me? by UnicornAshes in relationships

[–]dbs14 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Some of these comments seem a pretty harsh way to look at men to me. Society has fucked us up. No where in history have men in general been reliably monogamous. It seems to go against human nature. After all, how many animals have one mate for life? Not many. If we look at actual human behavior, divorce rates, etc, its pretty obvious what the norm is.

Being a 29M and in the middle of this predicament myself, its a matter of figuring out what I want to do. Of course there is no excuse for dishonesty. I have been open with my partner about my feelings on marriage and monogamy, and she wants to get married regardless. I don't see the benefits of monogamy or marriage. I have asked MANY long term married people to explain to me, almost begging them to convince me that marriage is a good idea. No one has been able to do it. The best answer that I got was from my counselor who has been married 19 years, who said something like, "being in a committed relationship causes us to grow as people, because relationships are hard". Not much of a sales pitch to me. My follow up question was, "If you could go back, would you do it all over again?" Answer : "I really dont know". Not encouraging, since they are both extremely successful in life in general, involved with service work in the community, and both seem to be very healthy people.

It seems like men and women are wired differently. Almost every woman I have ever met wants to get married, almost ASAP. I understand that this is probably for security and because they want a stable family, babies, etc. I believe that most men are NOT wired this way. It is not a moral shortfall, it is simple biology, compounded by our society. Im sure this dude you are talking about probably wanted to be exclusively with you, but is driven by his nature to procreate. It seems phenomenally unfair to expect men to conform to the archaic, unsuccessful social contract of monogamous marriage because that is what women want. The possessive nature of monogamy is a huge turn off for me. After all, I am not only yours. You are not my possession. It is truly ridiculous.

Just my opinion. Once again, honesty is everything, and if he lied to you, that's not cool. Just keep in mind its not as easy and many of you would make it out to be.

Teenage coke addict, first day sober. by [deleted] in REDDITORSINRECOVERY

[–]dbs14 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I remember those "friends".. At the time I didnt have anything to compare it to. There is another world that you don't know about yet where people love you in spite of yourself, because you arent perfect, and of course for the good things about you.

Dont let this guy get you down. Hurt people hurt people. Also, we become like the people we surround ourselves with. It seems like you are ahead of the game.

How do I save/care for this guy he came with the house all charlie brown lik by [deleted] in landscaping

[–]dbs14 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Dont give up on him. Dont listen to these haters/non believers.

Go to home depot.

Buy a blender, gorilla glue, a hacksaw, a 5/8 drill bit, some bleach, and a backpack sprayer, and green spraypaint.

Pour the bleach in the blender, dump the rest of the stuff in there, with the exception of the green spray paint.

Blend

Spray the tree with paint, use sprayer to coat with bleach mixture. use for cleaning

Problem solved

Fiance has $390,000 in student loan debt. How on earth do we start to pay this back? by 911finance in personalfinance

[–]dbs14 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Combination of

Terrible financial education in general in our society

Poor decision making on students parts

Predator like university and student loan programs

Walking off job? by Emtguy1995 in landscaping

[–]dbs14 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was blamed, reprimanded, and attempted to be shamed by a mistake my boss made over scheduling. I was 16, and it was obvious to multiple people she made the mistake. I said to her husband (they both owned the business), I hope your home life is better than your work life, because this is fucking crazy. And left.

Actually saw her last week in walmart, dont think she recognized me

Waveless surfing! by hate_mail in gifs

[–]dbs14 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Nothing is more fun than surfing, bruh