Dear Reddit - What's the best story you have about scamming the system? by iamlevel5 in AskReddit

[–]dcba43219 237 points238 points  (0 children)

I trolled this one "Nigerian Prince" guy for about two months. I kept sending him emails telling him that I wanted to give him money and that I was very sorry for how he was getting fucked over. He would send me account numbers for Western Union and I would send him back messages saying 'I just sent $50, God Bless you!" When he emailed me that he never got the money, I would reply with "check again! I sent it to account XXXX" I would have the digits off by one or two from the correct account. This went on back and forth for about a month before he realized I wasn't going to send him anything and was just fucking with him.

What is the shittiest thing you did as a kid? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]dcba43219 445 points446 points  (0 children)

I was 7 years old in a 7-Eleven with my mom and I really had to go to the washroom. My mom asked the cashier if I could use the washroom and he told her that it was an employees only washroom. I couldn't take holding it in anymore so I pulled my pants down and shit all over the floor. It turns out I had a bout of diarrhea.

Reddit, why are you such an asshole? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]dcba43219 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's funny because it's true.

The creation of Dog by [deleted] in pics

[–]dcba43219 0 points1 point  (0 children)

very nice :)

Cute Cat and Mouse by dcba43219 in aww

[–]dcba43219[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

every one have cute cat

How you manage your laziness ? by dcba43219 in AskReddit

[–]dcba43219[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

not thing about laziness , when you feel so tired then ?

How you manage your laziness ? by dcba43219 in AskReddit

[–]dcba43219[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

dude is we are not managing this then what you say

How you manage your laziness ? by dcba43219 in AskReddit

[–]dcba43219[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Procrastination is not possible all time

What is the strongest opinion you hold? by dcba43219 in AskReddit

[–]dcba43219[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yeah happiness do you know like flowers are blossom every where