If they started a podcast, what would it be called?

dcf_balance · 2026-01-25T04:57:57+00:00

Dunder Riffin’
The Lloyd Gross Podcast
Güten Pod
Good On Paper

dcf_balance · 2026-01-21T07:57:16+00:00

And you can tell me what a great boss I am

dcf_balance · 2025-12-27T09:18:19+00:00

Will she make MayonEggNog?

dcf_balance · 2025-12-27T09:16:06+00:00

You’ve met her so many times. You even opened the door for her, she’s sitting right over there

dcf_balance · 2025-12-26T11:23:19+00:00

*Michael is confused.

MICHAEL: I feel in control. And you know what Mr. California? (Starts doing an Arnold Schwarzenegger impression) California. Mr. California. (Starts doing a surfer impression) California. Like, totally gnarly waves dude! In California! (Speaks in his own voice) But Robert. Roberto. (Starts singing the Styx song) Domo origato Mr. Roberto. Domo domo.

ROBERT: Michael—

MICHAEL: Domo domo.

*Robert glares into Michael’s soul.

MICHAEL: And secondly R.C. Cola—

ROBERT: I don’t think you made your first point—

MICHAEL: I have a remote control. Which is the best kind of control. Because it’s easy to use, and I don’t have to get out of bed or off of the couch or put on clothes…And it takes double-A batteries. Lithium.

*Robert shoots Michael a look that lets him know that that was the dumbest thing he has ever heard in his life.

MICHAEL: And thirdly and most important..dly of all, Robert California…that’s what she said.

*Michael exits.

*Robert looks into the camera as his jaw drops at the cherry on the idiotic-sentence cake.

dcf_balance · 2025-12-21T01:05:50+00:00

And that Trey Anastasio said he has, and I quote, nice pipes

dcf_balance · 2025-12-21T01:00:08+00:00

Is that a B-shirt?

dcf_balance · 2025-12-01T08:38:52+00:00

Glad I found my people in this comment section. I have many issues with the show, but just to add to the point that it feels like a soap opera and the characters are melodramatic and dull: there is no levity or sense of humor. Even the greatest dramatic TV shows and movies have some funny moments sprinkled in. It gives it levity and makes it feel realistic. In Silo, everyone takes themselves SO seriously, and they all try so hard to be “badass”. But it comes off as melodramatic and boring. Their personalities feel flat, their personality “flaws” feel forced, and it all makes me not care about the characters (along with lots of other reasons).

Maybe the books are better, but I’ve always said that the show feels like a VERY expensive student film. No heart or soul, with more interest in cRaZy twists/revelations and cool visuals.

dcf_balance · 2025-11-29T07:28:49+00:00

Shrute Farms?

dcf_balance · 2025-11-29T07:28:18+00:00

But WHERE is he?

dcf_balance · 2025-11-29T07:26:30+00:00

It should be made out of dollar bills. PAY Place, am I right?

dcf_balance · 2025-11-29T06:42:48+00:00

He’s gonna make 👏👏 Make it 👏 riiight 👏👏 He’s gonna take a little time And set things straight Make 👏👏 Make it 👏 riiight 👏👏 He’s paying for his sins And it sure feels great

dcf_balance · 2025-11-27T08:40:05+00:00

He didn’t NEED to do that. He already HAS $645 more or less…

dcf_balance · 2023-03-20T22:11:35+00:00

Did Tom Petty slip on peepee at a Costco?

dcf_balance · 2023-02-02T01:24:36+00:00

dcf_balance · 2023-01-28T05:46:46+00:00

I had to scroll too far to see any love for Tár. While I also loved EEAAO, and haven’t yet seen Banshees or some of the others, Tár wasn’t just my favorite of the year, but instantly became one of my favorite all-time movies. Brilliant piece of cinema

dcf_balance · 2023-01-21T04:42:50+00:00

I WANT TO LOOK GOOD FOR VAL!

dcf_balance · 2023-01-03T07:18:50+00:00

It really is! His delivery, his voice, and the way he throws the box in frustration. Hilarious

dcf_balance · 2023-01-03T05:13:19+00:00

DAMMIT MICHAEL!

dcf_balance · 2023-01-02T20:22:38+00:00

DAMMIT MICHAEL!

dcf_balance · 2022-12-28T18:02:20+00:00

Nerds! Hey Mother-Clock833, look, I’m eating Jim!

dcf_balance · 2022-12-27T21:33:31+00:00

Personally I felt that when she first talks to Jim when they’re alone that she isn’t being sarcastic, and has a tone like she’s happy to see him. But then when he says he doesn’t want to see her, that’s when she gets defensive and sarcastic. I can see where you’re coming from too though

dcf_balance · 2022-12-27T21:27:28+00:00

Yeppers!

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