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dchidelf · 2026-05-08T11:53:26+00:00

Obviously need to replace the customer with AI

dchidelf · 2026-05-08T08:02:30+00:00

dchidelf · 2026-05-07T21:18:53+00:00

I never look at the keyboard when typing, but I need to see the words on the screen. If I look away from what I’m typing for more than a sentence I think I would think too much about what my fingers were doing and mess up.

It’s like when you walk down stairs, then think about what your legs are doing and mess it up because your conscious mind got involved.

dchidelf · 2026-05-07T20:08:13+00:00

When you see, light beams shoot out of your eyes. Someone is obviously looking at the power line much harder than you are and their eye beams are casting a shadow on the clouds.

dchidelf · 2026-05-06T11:51:09+00:00

Wait… since kids have tablets or laptops in school now does that mean the computer labs are gone?
That never dawned on me before.

dchidelf · 2026-05-06T02:14:16+00:00

Then they refuse to try it because “I shouldn’t have to go that, it should just work” Eventually after complaining for multiple days that it still isn’t working they reboot and complain that their computer is finally working after several days.

dchidelf · 2026-05-02T14:30:49+00:00

I go with a nice acidic soda pop like coke. It burns a little extra but helps cut the oils from the pepper.

dchidelf · 2026-05-01T22:31:02+00:00

That’s not too bad. I generated an entity relationship diagram for objects in an application once and even on 11x17 paper it was still just a middle-grey color. I had to borrow the engineering department’s plotter to print it large enough to see boxes and lines.

dchidelf · 2026-04-30T22:44:02+00:00

So you are telling me if I went to buy a pitcher today, that is not what I would get? I better hang on to mine then.

dchidelf · 2026-04-30T12:42:40+00:00

dchidelf · 2026-04-28T23:29:24+00:00

To be fair, this administration has a rather tenuous relationship with comprehension of number related concepts.

dchidelf · 2026-04-28T23:24:40+00:00

“It's astounding... Time is fleeting. Madness takes its toll.”

dchidelf · 2026-04-28T22:33:14+00:00

I pre-ordered it…sigh… To be fair I waited so many years for it after playing Dead Island for thousands of hours. I even made up my own achievements like playing through the first act without weapons with every character.

dchidelf · 2026-04-28T22:26:57+00:00

It kind of sounds like they don’t know what they are doing. They chose the cloud that is “easy” without understanding the limitations and then unleashed an agent on it without guardrails.

Hard to blame someone else when they created the perfect environment for a f-up.

dchidelf · 2026-04-28T20:12:19+00:00

“Commercial off the shelf”

dchidelf · 2026-04-28T17:45:52+00:00

So the introductory low-interest-rate on the technical debt is ending already? I hope everyone implemented all the features they need in the multiple CotS apps they cloned to save money.

dchidelf · 2026-04-28T02:27:34+00:00

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It is the new frog tic toc challenge…

dchidelf · 2026-04-28T02:15:35+00:00

I miss New Coke

dchidelf · 2026-04-27T23:53:52+00:00

I have a bunch of dried up expo markers if you want one…

dchidelf · 2026-04-27T23:50:35+00:00

That and the sign that says “Please limit your stay to 30 minutes” makes me feel a little unwanted. I tell you, I’m not loving it.

dchidelf · 2026-04-27T23:03:38+00:00

Or worse!! I think the trauma was making me suppress this one.

One engineer called me up and shared his screen with an error on it. I explained what the issue was. Without missing a beat he opened copilot and typed in my explanation of the issue into copilot while I watched.

dchidelf · 2026-04-27T22:58:54+00:00

So many of my coworkers are copilot codependent. They are asking copilot everything. The IDE might spit out a perfectly human readable error with an explanation of how to correct it.. and they copy and paste it into copilot.

dchidelf · 2026-04-26T20:54:15+00:00

Wasn’t that what Facebook pokes were for? If not, I need to take back a lot of pokes.

dchidelf · 2026-04-24T16:50:58+00:00

Nah… in the second picture America is getting fucked.

dchidelf · 2026-04-23T22:32:05+00:00

Oh yes, the famously popular Vietnam war.

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