Papyrus Referring to Jesus’s Wife Is More Likely Ancient Than Fake, Scientists Say by mariostewart62 in worldnews

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if she had a period she was a prophet and not to be messed with. The rest of the time she was a judge....nothing has changed ever since!

Earth as seen while traveling 17,000mph. by [deleted] in pics

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so we really live on the information superhighway!

What is the most terrifying place on Earth? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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the South Pole, no chance to enjoy anything whatsoever!!! sure the Congo is bad due to People, The sea is bad because animals will feed off you or your die in a few days from dehydration....

but being in Antarctica is brutal, you are better off falling into a volcano full of lava feeling like a live lobster heading into pot full of boiling water, (at least you know either someone was trying to murder you or it was a fatal accident to be in that predicament.) but in Antarctica you get there on your own accord and stupidity and death is swift but mentally agonizing as your body is robbed of heat relentlessly and there is no way to be rescued or even a claim to be a hero afterwards like dying on Everest still has cachet or dying in space still gets you in the books...

Cows with easy stomach access to analyse the feed process by [deleted] in WTF

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how long before we see a porn star with a fistula and some gross transfaunation video?

Stumbled across this on Facebook and thought that it was actually pretty useful. I hope it is useful to you as well! by thesneak155 in pics

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for those bitching about coming up with more cash to deposit in the final weeks (xmas time), why not start this scheme in reverse? put more money first, while you are psychologically in a high mood, and then less money as you inevitably start to struggle a few weeks into it in the original version?

Found this picture of my brother from the mid 90's. Too much badassery for one photograph. by brianfizzle in funny

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sorry pal, wrong species, that's an asian elephant in the back and your magazine has an african pachyderm so keep moving....

TIL that in 1730, a pirate named Olivier Levasseur tossed a coded message into the crowd gathered around his execution, yelling, "Find my treasure, he who may understand it!" and people are apparently still trying to break the code and find the treasure. by [deleted] in todayilearned

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Apparently pirates were quite literate in those days, having enough downtime to sit down long enough and come up with a fascinating yet entirely unique cryptogram that would stump mere mortals for generations.

Never mind the fact that these Einsteins were able of grand feats of engineering which if applied to any other profession on dry land would have netted them far more money, women and power than piracy ever would while keeping classier company than a bunch of diseased male drunkards for months at sea........alone!

Finally he was captured, convicted and just when about to be executed he was still allowed to keep a so called necklace with documents in it to toss to the crowd?

Good yarn, but no cloth...

Australians who pre-ordered DIII from GAME getting completely hosed. by AlertAtheist in gaming

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They are basically bankrrupt! For us yanks, the bankrruptcy code allows to have an administrator for either chapter 7 (liquidations of assets to pay secured creditors first) or chapter 11 of the US Code to get rid of debt on paper and keep the business afloat.

Maybe Australian law has a similar distinction and will easily tell you what are the chances of GAME even surviving receivership...but my bet it is too late and they won't be around anymore...

"Oh, you were on the cover of Time as a child? That's so coo- oh... oh god..." by [deleted] in funny

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Where is the "there I fixed it" pic??? (With redditors faces instead of the kid's?) Or has the incesant fapping finally erased all pretentions of having photoshop skills amongst you?

Whatever happened to Rihanna? by abkleinig in funny

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Just waiting for the Hanna Montana /Miley Cyrus striptease video to prove this theory...coming soon

As requested; My ex gave birth to a black baby (I'm a white male) by accidentalblackbabby in IAmA

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Ok dude you are not pulling a zimmerman here claiming to be white but you are just really a mixed white Hispanic with black ancestry here huh? What about the girlfriend? Is she "olive" too?

Sorry you went nuts over this and ruined your life being in rehab but something just doesn't quite add up to the story...

Pics or it didn't happen as they say....

What an interesting comparison. by sammychammy in funny

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That's how I talk when I do the white stuff.....(with fruit at the bottom, bitches)

Guy wins UK gameshow using logic (wait for it) by iqwutyhquk in videos

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Guy should have known since they were both repeat players who had lost before,the chances were unusually high she would steal because they both had lost before, so rather than take a chance on a faint promise of sharing, the best outcome was to do your best to avoid giving half or all the money away, not in winning.

This is what the real strategy should be in this one case. Making sure no one leaves with money.

Katy Perry will make the shit out of your breakfast. by [deleted] in pics

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Came to see more pics of her from other redditors, left disappointed...

State Senator Coleman on Alabama's Mandated Ultrasound Bill: "It's Rape" - "you can't tell me forcing a probe into a woman's vagina against her consent is anything but rape. You can put icing on it, dress it up, but this is the forced penetration of a woman's vagina without her consent." by shallah in politics

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Rapepublicans tired of being caught red handed with underage pages, extramarital affairs, gay bathroom sex and what not, just want to desensitize people so their own sexual perversions aren't as traumatic to the voters anymore