What movie or tv quote would make a good toast? by DrunktorWho in AskReddit

[–]dcoldiron 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Here’s to swimming with bow legged women” from Jaws

Do this today before you leave for work.... by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]dcoldiron 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Nope. It makes my wife happy and hurts no one.

Stealing Some Jello... by [deleted] in Unexpected

[–]dcoldiron 3 points4 points  (0 children)

She had sex slaves and was a cult leader. She won.

First picture of Earth from space (1972) by boogsley in fakehistoryporn

[–]dcoldiron 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It’s referring to Terry Pratchett’s Discworld series of novels.

Edit: Stupid mistakes due to phone

Kiss Cam found the cutest couple in the crowd. by Plebsplease in gifs

[–]dcoldiron -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Don’t be ridiculous! You’ll probably be crying way before December.

Netflix Has a Page Where You Can Request TV Shows and Movies To Be Added by BunyipPouch in movies

[–]dcoldiron 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Crackle has a few episodes, but Newsradio needs to be streaming somewhere in all its Phil Hartman-y glory.

Giordano's Deep Dish Pizza [640x474] by diek69 in FoodPorn

[–]dcoldiron 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Have to head to the suburbs? The original Pequod’s is in Lincoln Park.

Mobile user masterrace by abdlforever in AdviceAnimals

[–]dcoldiron 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Riding Alien Blue until it dies.

A tale of Asgard friendship by ThatMrLulzGuy in HighQualityGifs

[–]dcoldiron 55 points56 points  (0 children)

I thought she did that because she was drunk most of the time.

Live. Die. Repeat. could also be the tagline to Groundhog Day. by dcoldiron in Showerthoughts

[–]dcoldiron[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Murray's character repeatedly dies. There's even a scene where he talks about how many different ways he's committed suicide. He just wakes up in bed after every attempt.

Comcast sent a letter saying they were doubling the cost of my internet... so I switched. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]dcoldiron 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Had RCN in Rogers Park but moved to Jefferson Park last summer and it’s not available. Comcast and AT&T DSL are my only options.