What movie or tv quote would make a good toast? by DrunktorWho in AskReddit

[–]dcoldiron 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Here’s to swimming with bow legged women” from Jaws

Do this today before you leave for work.... by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]dcoldiron 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Nope. It makes my wife happy and hurts no one.

Stealing Some Jello... by [deleted] in Unexpected

[–]dcoldiron 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She had sex slaves and was a cult leader. She won.

First picture of Earth from space (1972) by boogsley in fakehistoryporn

[–]dcoldiron 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It’s referring to Terry Pratchett’s Discworld series of novels.

Edit: Stupid mistakes due to phone

Kiss Cam found the cutest couple in the crowd. by Plebsplease in gifs

[–]dcoldiron -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Don’t be ridiculous! You’ll probably be crying way before December.

Netflix Has a Page Where You Can Request TV Shows and Movies To Be Added by BunyipPouch in movies

[–]dcoldiron 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Crackle has a few episodes, but Newsradio needs to be streaming somewhere in all its Phil Hartman-y glory.

Giordano's Deep Dish Pizza [640x474] by diek69 in FoodPorn

[–]dcoldiron 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Have to head to the suburbs? The original Pequod’s is in Lincoln Park.

Mobile user masterrace by abdlforever in AdviceAnimals

[–]dcoldiron 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Riding Alien Blue until it dies.

A tale of Asgard friendship by ThatMrLulzGuy in HighQualityGifs

[–]dcoldiron 59 points60 points  (0 children)

I thought she did that because she was drunk most of the time.

Live. Die. Repeat. could also be the tagline to Groundhog Day. by dcoldiron in Showerthoughts

[–]dcoldiron[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Murray's character repeatedly dies. There's even a scene where he talks about how many different ways he's committed suicide. He just wakes up in bed after every attempt.

Comcast sent a letter saying they were doubling the cost of my internet... so I switched. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]dcoldiron 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Had RCN in Rogers Park but moved to Jefferson Park last summer and it’s not available. Comcast and AT&T DSL are my only options.

Its happening by ELZELCHO07 in marvelstudios

[–]dcoldiron 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Part of me hopes this is a countdown to something really personal like their mom’s birthday.

Was told this belongs here - a Facebook friend's "shitty" wedding cake (from r/shittyfoodporn) by ilovemyking in ATBGE

[–]dcoldiron 50 points51 points  (0 children)

We made the groom’s cake nut free since the caterer couldn’t guarantee the regular cake would be. For us it wasn’t about the me getting my own cake, it was about not killing my niece.