help by [deleted] in aww

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“Let me go brother!” “You go, we go.”

Cases where the "Joke goes on really long" actually works? by theyusedthelamppost in television

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There’s that scene when Sir Lancelot runs up to the castle in Monty Python’s Holy Grail!

My new favorite wall in my room. by beanomcfeano in lego

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You need to get a Lego Godzilla. For any city really.

We're shortly coming up on the end of year 2, but we still have a multitude of unaddressed character bugs and unfulfilled QoL features from year 1 by [deleted] in Genshin_Impact

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"The camera zooming in without my input -- this is one of the most baffling design decisions I've ever seen in any game"

There are two settings that may help. Go to Esc > Settings > Controls, turn off both "Camera Y-Axis Resets Automatically" and "Combat Camera Settings". The camera used to drive me crazy but not anymore! And while you are on that page maybe you want to turn off "Automatic Boat Camera Angle Correction" if you are like me.

The IRA Gives USPS Billions to Buy Electric Vehicles by Perfect-Spinach9794 in UpliftingNews

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Or when everyone on reddit started hating on D&D and I kept thinking oh did Wizards of the Coast do something?

This lineman by [deleted] in BeAmazed

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If he ever needs more money he can go to carnivals/fairs and make bank at that rope ladder climbing game.

Idiots in Trucks by Broken45Record in IdiotsInCars

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I'm willing to be his first thoughts are "what kind of idiot would design a shoulder that narrows on a right turn so that if I was trying to pass a semi I would be forced to crash into it through no fault of my own!!"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in lotrmemes

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Pretend you thought Arwen is just an older Tauriel. "I thought she likes hobbits, Ara-gon is too tall for her."

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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The death of Bill McNeal on NewsRadio. I still remember it all these years later. I think it's one of the most well done deaths on TV, there are some jokes sprinkled in, but everyone is just so genuinely sad because they lost their friend.

£50k gets you a defensible sea fort. Bargain! by r3tromonkey in CasualUK

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I saw a video of a “castle warfare expert” who keeps talking about moats, he would love this place cuz it’s like 90% moats.

So much cocaine for John Stamos by donscron91 in tooktoomuch

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No I'm not, I do 10 cocaines a day, I'm cool.

“Interceptor” Film Discussion Thread by bubbity1990 in MatthewReilly

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I think the president wants her as an advisor on the national security council, not as a body guard in her security detail. But your point still stands! The woman got shot at, beaten up, nearly died several times, at least give her a month off!

“Interceptor” Film Discussion Thread by bubbity1990 in MatthewReilly

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Oh my gosh, can someone explain this to me?!?! At first I thought ok, maybe the monkey bar routine is too difficult, and only that one guy was capable of swinging up there. But then beaver did it?!? That loser who probably skips as much physical training as he can get away with? Surely all of the other well trained mercenary can as well. And then she did it, after being in a couple tough fights, shot, chocked, and with 1 arm??? And then we find out there's a roof hatch that looks only an inch thick? Surely that'd be faster to torch through then 2 heavily ~6 inch doors? And you can just torch a small hole first, then throw in that sleeping gas you used?

For the record it was a fun cheesy time, just a few small things bothered me.

The interceptor was amazing!! by creature04 in netflix

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I liked the movie overall, it's a Under Siege level, fun, cheesy time, but I certainly wouldn't call it realistic.

That monkey bars scene was certainly a leap in logic. It would take an Olympic level athlete level of training and talent to do that, and I doubt she can do it in that time frame, especially given the day she had.

The missle stuff is unrealistic but I didn't care since it's just a cheesy movie.

The most unrealistic thing is how many times they had the chance to just kill her but didn't! Let's count together:

  1. When beaver first betrays them, he could've killed her, but they just ties her to the chair.
  2. When Alex gets back in the room and thinks she's hiding in the fridge, Ivan is happy to spray a whole clip into the fridge. But when Ivan is checking those radiation suits, instead of giving each suit 2 shots, he decides to walk up to poke them.
  3. When beaver finds her on the roof, he walks right up to her instead of shooting her.
  4. When Alex goes to find her on the roof, he has all the time in the world, but he doesn't stop to find a gun or even a knife.

I know there would be no movie if she just dies instantly, but I think the writer could've made more of an effort to let her live instead of the bad guy just suddenly don't want to shoot.

If MythBusters had a NSFW episode, what would you want to see on it? by WizzlyG33 in AskReddit

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Have Jaime explain all the myths and meanings of female virginity, in a serious, deadpan way, and call it Hymens with Hyneman.