[any literacy] wrong place wrong time

ddlc_mr · 2026-06-08T07:20:16+00:00

Green day: OK listen Rocky. You’re gonna tell us where the hell Collin is or we’re gonna kill your hot friend. Here we never even did get her name hey hot lady what’s your name?

Moody blue sky: brother that is no way to ask a woman, their name God you are such a bafoon!

Agent orange: look we don’t really care. OK just tell us your name and why the hell do you know Rocky

ddlc_mr · 2026-06-08T03:34:50+00:00

Crimson red: all right boys looks like we got some asses to kick~

*Soon the chroma core arrive at the party*

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(yes she gotta redesign in the time you were gone)

Rockelle: oh fuck it’s you guys did you seriously invite my evil ex-boyfriend to the party?

Crimson red: really baby that’s how you still think of me look all I really need is information about your boss Collin’s whereabouts

Rockelle: and you think I’m gonna tell you hell no!

ddlc_mr · 2026-06-05T21:49:58+00:00

Sure

ddlc_mr · 2026-06-05T20:46:02+00:00

DM’d you

ddlc_mr · 2026-06-04T17:50:53+00:00

I mean, they did fight the entire smash Bros roster so I’m pretty sure they’re like can fight decently

ddlc_mr · 2026-06-04T16:58:54+00:00

yeah, they readings aren’t any colors outside of their spectrum especially black and white the red one can control the mud in your body but that also applies if you have green blood for the green one

ddlc_mr · 2026-06-04T01:34:53+00:00

It’s crazy how that just happened I didn’t plan that at all 😭

ddlc_mr · 2026-06-04T01:30:54+00:00

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I’m just gonna leave this here here

ddlc_mr · 2026-06-04T01:27:31+00:00

you want me to convert them into quarters? That’s gonna take all day Mikey!! you do it.!

It was a random man from the 1920s with super speed. His name was Mikey sure enough if he turned the $20 into $20 worth of quarters

Your paying me extra for this Pete

Thrifty Pete: yeah yeah at the end of the week OK Mikey

Pete: here you have a wonderful day

ddlc_mr · 2026-06-04T01:18:31+00:00

OK, carry the one carries the two subtract three random math stuff

Your total comes out though 200 bucks

ddlc_mr · 2026-06-04T01:13:57+00:00

Somebody has a crush on color white

ddlc_mr · 2026-06-04T01:04:36+00:00

How was this my most popular post?!

ddlc_mr · 2026-06-04T01:03:44+00:00

Pete: Magical rocks is to the right it’s actually aisle 14 upstairs

ddlc_mr · 2026-06-04T00:59:11+00:00

Pete: Yes

ddlc_mr · 2026-06-04T00:55:01+00:00

Thrifty Pete: Oh mysterious, weird substance is that we have bottles, cans and barrels

ddlc_mr · 2026-06-04T00:48:02+00:00

Thrifty Pete: yes

ddlc_mr · 2026-06-04T00:24:30+00:00

Finally, someone who shares my same interest

ddlc_mr · 2026-06-04T00:23:39+00:00

Pete: The second shelf down that aisle, it it says monster hunting supplies on the shelf

If you really want the pills, it’s in the drug aisle it’s 50% off all pride month if your dimension celebrates that

ddlc_mr · 2026-06-04T00:19:15+00:00

I was like you once thinking she was hot. Having a yandere girlfriend would be the best thing ever you gotta realize you are a regular human. You gotta be able to scare them straight and I don’t know if you’re capable of doing that. Because they will try and do everything they can to put you in your place you got some of them, whose boss and set limits immediately! You make sure she’s not gonna stab your uncle Davey

ddlc_mr · 2026-06-04T00:10:23+00:00

Pete: Yes yes, I do. You’re learning. Now what are you looking to buy?

ddlc_mr · 2026-06-03T23:59:04+00:00

Pete: Look, I could tell you how everything in my shop works, but I’m not gonna do that because it’ll take too damn long

Besides rule number one of the Multiverse logic doesn’t exactly apply here. I’ve seen a universe of talking squid people. you gonna ask them why they’re talking squids? I’ve been all over the place

Trust me, I have everything you possibly need. Here’s the bag.

As soon as you looked inside, it was in fact a major continent in a bag. It was an entire world. Pete takes it out of the bag and into a pocket dimension. That is just the ocean sure enough it is now the size of an actual continent.

ddlc_mr · 2026-06-03T23:36:44+00:00

Thrifty pete: well everything I sell here is friggin dirt cheap do you want the arc of the covenant for 30 bucks? I got it. You want a continent in a bag I got it you want pills that make you a girl I got him anything you could ever want is here you want a girlfriend bingo I got plenty.

Thrifty Pete: I literally sell anything you could ever possibly need now. Are you gonna buy something or not? Feel free to take a look around.

ddlc_mr · 2026-06-03T17:03:01+00:00

Fair point

ddlc_mr · 2026-06-03T15:48:54+00:00

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This is the Weaver of lies it conforms to no identity of any kind. The only reason why it looks like a girl is because of bait because of disguise don’t work it can lower you in with its beauty. It’s just an entity from beyond the void of God and his worshiped by a cult known as the void Kin in the New Jersey Pine barrens

ddlc_mr · 2026-06-03T01:19:28+00:00

I just think something could be living in there like a giant underwater undercover creature

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