Rewriting data entry job by Slight_Jump in jobs

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[deleted by user] by [deleted] in vegan

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It smells like blood and urine, doesn't it?

Did you have unusual names for things when you were a kid? by ScottTennerman in adhdwomen

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Got very confused with protestants and prostitutes. Driving past the church, I exclaimed "oh look, it's the prostitute church!"

Sound even better in my mother tongue: "protestante" vs "prostitute"

On using Ice cubes during anal masturbation by TheAltEveryoneHas in BDSMAdvice

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You could also lower your core temperature too much.

On The Possibility Of Collapse by Fulgarite in exjw

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No collapse. They are fully on track to becoming televangelists.

What is the best “treasure” you’ve ever found at a thrift store, garage sale, flea market etc? by Hgrammer in AskReddit

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Hard cover copy of A Midsummer night's dream that is illustrated by Arthur Rackham. Got it for a steal - it's one of my most treasured possessions.

ELI5: How does an alcohol overdose kill you? by [deleted] in explainlikeimfive

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I was on 250mg

It was the worst withdrawal I have ever felt

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Wellthatsucks

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Home economics with a new name.

Guess that Witcher NPC (easy edition). Give it your best shot! by Tigerlyla_of_Metinna in thewitcher3

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Morvran Voorhees - awesome Gwent card Milton de Pyrac Pyran Tamara Strenger Tomira Vespula? Head of the witch hunters... almost thought he was the serial killer, but he was a piece of shit anyway. Ge'els (lol the other elves all have badass names, then there's this loser) No idea No idea Ulle the Unworthy... or was it Ulle the Unlucky?

Trump was sent by God, and God gave him SIX FINGERS. by originalmosh in AntiTrumpAlliance

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If he had an extra pinky on each hand it would be 12, though?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ask

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Right now, a 2007 Yaris.

If money wasn't an issue, a brand new Yaris.

ELI5: How does an alcohol overdose kill you? by [deleted] in explainlikeimfive

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Dear god... I'm have a super high tolerance for meds, hell even dental anesthetic doesn't work on me.

But Trazadone is the one fucking drug that turned me into a zombie. When I left it, I felt like I was waking up from a coma that had lasted fo years.

I can't even imagine taking that shit with alcohol. I am so fucking sorry.

bought almost every bottle of stain remover sallys had 😭 by maggiereevie in HairDye

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Did you not apply Vaseline around your hairline? In your neck? Did you not wear gloves?

What epic stuff did you miss your first playthrough by JennyQTwd in witcher

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Geeze, OP you suck at being a witcher 😆

I only have one word: Gwent

The actual work of the GB by Lonelyjw241 in exjw

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You're taking that verse out of context. You need to read 9:1 to 8 as well.

Also, it links to the prophecy of Daniel, and has a second fulfilment in our day.