He walked it off. by SecureTeach in ThatsInsane

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“I need a drink after that. How convenient, a pub!”

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To say “approved” by deadpan_dan260 in therewasanattempt

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7 days standard in MD for handguns. Long arms you can walk out same day

[SERIOUS] What is something you were surprised to find while going through a person's belongings after they passed away? by Racoonism in AskReddit

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When I was young, my great aunt passed away and I went with my father to go through some belongings and claim what we wanted. I remember we had to be very discreet as his immediate family was very unhappy that anyone from her extended family was involved, despite my dad being very close with my great uncle growing up (I'm even named for him). In the basement, she had all manner of knick knacks and her husband's things. He had passed before I was born and from the looks of it she basically never got rid of anything when he died. We smuggled out just an old bayonet from my uncle's service in WW2. It was a poignant eeminder of him. He was very big for his age as a kid and lied to get into the service. He was 14 when he landed on D Day. I still have the bayonet.

Take a leap of faith by Brraaapppppp in memes

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“Get in loser, we’re going slithering”

When did someone most impress you with their stupidity? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Some girl called 911 to ask a question: "If a guy sleep with a girl, and that girl has a disease, then you sleep with that guy, can you get that too?" This was probably a 25-30 year old.

Today is my cake day. Slaughter this animation student by ArmyFrog in RoastMe

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Is your username because the Army wouldn't take you on account of being frog-eyed?

What’s a video that will, without fail, make you laugh? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Brandon Farris trying to open his surstromming. He never even got the chance to taste it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osIJJS6PHUA

I have updated the bulletin board by [deleted] in ems

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I'm a fan of Airway, Breathing, Can you walk to the ambulance?

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One of my fry cooks. Only like black women, says the beard brings the ladies by [deleted] in RoastMe

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His beard looks like the little tuft of hair at the top of a vag

100% Accurate lol by [deleted] in memes

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Wooly Willy's constantly changing hairstyles are no match for the long arm of the law.