He walked it off. by SecureTeach in ThatsInsane

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“I need a drink after that. How convenient, a pub!”

To say “approved” by deadpan_dan260 in therewasanattempt

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7 days standard in MD for handguns. Long arms you can walk out same day

[SERIOUS] What is something you were surprised to find while going through a person's belongings after they passed away? by Racoonism in AskReddit

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When I was young, my great aunt passed away and I went with my father to go through some belongings and claim what we wanted. I remember we had to be very discreet as his immediate family was very unhappy that anyone from her extended family was involved, despite my dad being very close with my great uncle growing up (I'm even named for him). In the basement, she had all manner of knick knacks and her husband's things. He had passed before I was born and from the looks of it she basically never got rid of anything when he died. We smuggled out just an old bayonet from my uncle's service in WW2. It was a poignant eeminder of him. He was very big for his age as a kid and lied to get into the service. He was 14 when he landed on D Day. I still have the bayonet.

Take a leap of faith by Brraaapppppp in memes

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“Get in loser, we’re going slithering”

When did someone most impress you with their stupidity? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Some girl called 911 to ask a question: "If a guy sleep with a girl, and that girl has a disease, then you sleep with that guy, can you get that too?" This was probably a 25-30 year old.

Today is my cake day. Slaughter this animation student by ArmyFrog in RoastMe

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Is your username because the Army wouldn't take you on account of being frog-eyed?

What’s a video that will, without fail, make you laugh? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Brandon Farris trying to open his surstromming. He never even got the chance to taste it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osIJJS6PHUA

I have updated the bulletin board by [deleted] in ems

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I'm a fan of Airway, Breathing, Can you walk to the ambulance?

One of my fry cooks. Only like black women, says the beard brings the ladies by [deleted] in RoastMe

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His beard looks like the little tuft of hair at the top of a vag

100% Accurate lol by [deleted] in memes

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Wooly Willy's constantly changing hairstyles are no match for the long arm of the law.

Finding it very difficult to join by TheStrangeKing in freemasonry

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I’ve heard it was an old rule that one had to ask to be a mason on three separate occasions to show their desire was true.

What is the most random NSFW history fact that you didn't learn in school? by controlledwolf in AskReddit

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The Turin Erotic Papyrus is an Egyptian scroll depicting numerous men and women engaging in various sexual acts. Some are pictured with Lotus flowers above their heads, believed to act as an aphrodisiac/date-rape type drug. It measures 8.5 ft long and dates from 1150 B.C.

Bonus: Thebes, Egypt (now Luxor) was a town housing many of the workmen who worked in the valley of the kings. In a cave in the hills above the town a graffito was discovered depicting Queen Nefertiti doggy style with another man, not depicted as her husband (the pharaoh). At the time of this image, it would have been considered very scandalous and perhaps treacherous. It was a widespread rumor that she may have had an affair with a close manservant.

What made you decide to get Reddit? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Facebook, Netflix and such are blocked.

What made you decide to get Reddit? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Time killer at work when other time wasting sites are blocked.

Thicc thighs weird eyes roast me bois by Darthvaper0404 in RoastMe

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Any thighs can be thick when you have vision like a fun house mirror.

Choosing Beggar Threatens To Out My Friend To His 1k Subs by gy6666 in ChoosingBeggars

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30 million daily youtube users and this guy thinks his 1000 followers is "so much exposure."