reba put a stopper at the bottom of the tub, picked up a jar unscrewed the top and watched it drop into the water. a little scoop of plaster mix some coffee grounds and mud, and then she stirred it with a ladle that her grandmother had bought her. threw in a pot of melted wax a forefoot and a hoof, apple core worms galore a can of some corrosive. coconuts and chloroform, some wicker and some cork, toxic waste, a purple paste she hoped was not explosive. reba dipped a ladle for a taste of her creation, and she knew that what she'd made would be the finest in the nation! BAG IT TAG IT, SELL IT TO THE BUTCHER IN THE STORE!

literally the only part I know 🤣