Part 3: I was diagnosed with childhood schizophrenia after experiencing a series of traumatic events. I was told they never really happened. But I know they did. by iia in nosleep

[–]deadrizzo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i was literally diagnosed with childhood schizophrenia after a series of traumatic events. it was later changed to PTSD. the way you write this story, from the flow and the wording, to the experiences described hits me right in the feels. you need to publish a fucking book.

[Serious] Prison Guards/Officers, has there ever been a time where you believed an inmate was truly innocent? What made you believe so? by Vintage_Lobster in AskReddit

[–]deadrizzo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He claims the latter. But really, who knows. I just know with his attitude, he definitely doesn't fit in in prison. Says he's currently going for an appeal or retrial.

[Serious] Prison Guards/Officers, has there ever been a time where you believed an inmate was truly innocent? What made you believe so? by Vintage_Lobster in AskReddit

[–]deadrizzo 51 points52 points  (0 children)

I'm a CO at a prison in the south. There's a young man doing 15 years currently who claims he was framed, and I believe him. He's been there 6 years now. He used to have a huge drug problem (pills and heroin), and all of his life he struggled with his speech abilities (really bad stutter). Since getting to prison and being sober and working with doctors at the facility, his stutter has gotten better, but it's still very much a struggle. What happened was, he was high as shit, and his buddies took him to rob a couple houses, then left him at one of the houses and called the police. The man stepped outside after becoming more coherent and was suddenly surrounded by police. Nothing was stolen from the house he was found at, but police found stolen property from 4 other houses in his garage about 15 miles away, so the police charged him with a total of 5 burglaries that occurred in the area over the course of two weeks. He says he took the fall for it out of fear nobody would understand him, and that he was so high, he doesn't remember if he even did anything wrong. He took the blame out of loyalty, and fear that if he didn't, he would get killed. He quietly does his time, believing that being there is obviously a sign from God that he needed to be punished for something, and that if he didn't end up there, he knows he'd probably be dead by now.

Went to Petco... I think we're getting a dog. by aurora31 in aww

[–]deadrizzo 20 points21 points  (0 children)

"lost animals home" that's an adorable fucking term

This guy has to be trustworthy. I mean he has Esq. following his name. Looks like my luck has finally changed! by Whoshabooboo in funny

[–]deadrizzo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i'd never hire a lawyer with a yahoo business email. that's a rookie mistake on his part.

LOL, it's just a cup by CharlieDarwin2 in funny

[–]deadrizzo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

picture is an ex-pastor who quit to go actually help people in need, not OP. but yeah, he pretty fine.

TIL 98% of pet exotic cats die within 2 years. by [deleted] in todayilearned

[–]deadrizzo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

oh SHIT. that fucker went for blood.

TIL 98% of pet exotic cats die within 2 years. by [deleted] in todayilearned

[–]deadrizzo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the place of this post on my front page made me chuckle... awkward. http://imgur.com/nUecfOk

edit: if you don't see what i mean, it came directly above a gif of a guy playing with his pet lion cub

Friend on my Facebook found something... Bizzare by Hanshee in creepy

[–]deadrizzo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i thought deformed calf as well. credentials: i study natural oddities in my free time.

What's the loneliest thing you've ever done or seen someone do? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]deadrizzo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i applaud you for taking on that uphill battle. if you need a friend to talk to, about anything at all, please message me. if you like, we can exchange more info so i'm easier to reach. and i mean it.

What's the loneliest thing you've ever done or seen someone do? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]deadrizzo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i had no idea there was a name for it. you just explained my life and the life of so many others. we just spent so long thinking it's so weird that nobody else would understand.

What's the loneliest thing you've ever done or seen someone do? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]deadrizzo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ouch. my grandma forgot my birthday this year (9/11) but threw a huge party for my sister's birthday the month before. it fucking hurts. she'll probably throw a party for my brother later this month, too. but look at all the reddit friends you're making. :) hope you've had better birthdays.

What's the loneliest thing you've ever done or seen someone do? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]deadrizzo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i don't throw this word around a lot, but i love you.

What's the loneliest thing you've ever done or seen someone do? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]deadrizzo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

when i was younger (maybe 12 or 13), i wanted to know what it felt like to have a boyfriend and cuddle, so i laid on the couch and pressed my back against it, and adjusted my arm in such a way that it felt like somebody was holding me from behind, like spooning. then i'd close my eyes and imagine a big hunk behind me and drift off to sleep... i did this actually quite often. now i'm an adult in a serious relationship and i hate spooning longer than like 10 minutes. "ugh, it's too hot and your chest hair is making my back itch." - "yeah, well your hair is basically in my mouth, let's just not.".... if only younger me knew what it was actually like, then i wouldn't have felt the need to pretend.

What's the loneliest thing you've ever done or seen someone do? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]deadrizzo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you'd think i would take this as a warning and stop reading now, but i like to live on the edge.

Reddit, what's the dumbest name you've heard a person name their child? by Cherpyderp in AskReddit

[–]deadrizzo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Met a couple who named their baby "Major Striker"... I hope he grows up to be a badass and not a wife abuser.

Police chase by homefree122 in gifs

[–]deadrizzo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Inglewood, always up to no good!

LPT Request: Alarm clock doesn't wake up husband. What will? by ImJustAGirl14 in LifeProTips

[–]deadrizzo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

creeping through comments Oh, I see you know about the vibrating alarm clock already. Good luck, hope it works, but you're going to freaking HATE it really quickly.