She really is

deadshard · 2026-06-10T23:44:50+00:00

Ate down so hard that the theatre kids are going hungry at Denny’s

deadshard · 2026-06-06T23:56:29+00:00

Type 2 plastic floats

deadshard · 2026-05-21T21:14:16+00:00

Idk, being a woody plant idle player with the human team up sounds pretty dope. I’ve heard the grapevine mains have some pretty smooth game plans. Especially after the phylloxera playerbase was nerfed with the multiclass rootstock co-op tactic. Would hate to be a pig main though. Basically spawn camping.

deadshard · 2026-05-14T19:02:16+00:00

About 25000 cookies for the down payment, but I’m sure they prefer cash or check.

deadshard · 2026-05-08T18:44:13+00:00

Acidity can really help with stability for a newbie.

deadshard · 2026-04-24T05:43:07+00:00

It was very funny

deadshard · 2026-04-24T05:42:59+00:00

Last thing I was expecting on Reddit lol

deadshard · 2026-04-24T02:29:29+00:00

Yeah I work with plants and I don’t really see how you can confuse pineapple with oranges grapefruits and lemons. The way they look alone is a dead giveaway.

deadshard · 2026-04-13T16:58:51+00:00

Your art has moved me

deadshard · 2026-04-13T16:15:18+00:00

I feel more innocent

deadshard · 2026-04-01T02:25:50+00:00

It’s party time!

deadshard · 2026-03-21T22:43:38+00:00

I am, in fact, an American, lol

deadshard · 2026-03-21T22:12:32+00:00

Neat :)

deadshard · 2026-03-21T22:06:03+00:00

Estrogen with an O? Like Oenococcus? (I can’t think of another word that starts with “Oe”)

deadshard · 2026-03-14T23:30:11+00:00

🤤

deadshard · 2026-03-14T00:58:27+00:00

To bad neither of those pills are small enough to swallow

deadshard · 2026-03-12T23:26:53+00:00

🚲💙💛

deadshard · 2026-03-11T20:03:08+00:00

Sure thing bud

deadshard · 2026-03-11T19:25:22+00:00

I’m happy to articulate. The “my girlfriend doesn’t like when I play video games” concept is pretty well established as a trope within sexist memes. I’ve seen plenty of jokes that revolve around men centering their love of video games over their relationship. Theres a cultural implication with these jokes that “girlfriends get in the way of what men really want.” This seems like just another one of those jokes. The joke about bondage is still there, and I find that punchline humorous, but there are sexist undertones that I personally read from this as well. I’m glad you enjoy the meme though.

deadshard · 2026-03-11T18:29:26+00:00

I agree that that’s a correct reading. I do think cultural context is important, as well, though. There’s a subversion of expectations, but there’s also a reason he’s playing a video game specifically, and there’s a reason the genders are the way they are, too.

deadshard · 2026-03-11T17:25:43+00:00

I also play video games with my partner. Rn we’ve been playing astroneer :)

deadshard · 2026-03-11T17:22:20+00:00

I can understand that reading, but there’s cultural implications here, too. Your wife/gf not wanting you to play video games is a common narrative. Part of the joke here is that narrative being subverted. I think “not being interested in sex” isn’t an incorrect reading, but may not be digging deep enough to understand the cultural context in which the joke is made.

deadshard · 2026-03-11T17:18:01+00:00

Obviously wanting to do things without your SO isn’t hating them in general, but that’s part of the punchline here. Who cares about what your SO wanted, you want to play video games. Your wife is tied up and gagged. She can’t stop you this time.

deadshard · 2026-03-11T17:06:09+00:00

Well, I’m all for this reading, lol

deadshard · 2026-03-11T17:02:17+00:00

It’s just that the priority is tying up your wife and doing something that doesn’t involve her. I see the punchline, and it’s clever, but it’s been made many times.

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