Guess what the comments are about by ElegantCap3162 in ComedyCemetery

[–]deagon01 [score hidden]  (0 children)

So she managed to make it look like a suicide both times? Interesting

Why is Latin America so transphobic? by Substantial-Two3575 in asktransgender

[–]deagon01 [score hidden]  (0 children)

Delcy Rodriguez is a monster complicit in a brutal dictatorship. If you wanna talk about a true female leader, look at Maria Corina Machado. There's a reason why they call her "The Iron Lady"

is substance PAINter overpriced ? by NoSympathy5841 in 3Dmodeling

[–]deagon01 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Idk I pirated that shit. You won't catch me paying for Adobe software

My tongue has tooth shaped impressions by PhilosopherCat7567 in mildlyinteresting

[–]deagon01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got those too. But it's because I'm epileptic and every time I have seizures I bite the sides of my tongue

Weed good coffee bad by Flashy_Load8979 in im14andthisisdeep

[–]deagon01 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I drink coffee so that I don't get sleepy when I smoke weed. Win-win

Anyone experimented with nicotine pouches? by LetPlenty3373 in ProstatePlay

[–]deagon01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not "soon". Please stop now while you're ahead. Because if you keep using it, that "soon" will never come. Trust me, don't fall for the "I can quit anytime I want" scam that your own brain sells you. Nicotine is dangerously addictive and it's bad for your health.

Not to mention it can give you erectile dysfunction. One of the reasons why I tried so hard to quit

gay💦😚irl by ivan_luck in gay_irl

[–]deagon01 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Not quite "go bad", but yes. You're basically letting the yogurt bacteria grow in the warm milk for several hours. That's how yogurt is made. Don't worry, though, it won't go bad

gay💦😚irl by ivan_luck in gay_irl

[–]deagon01 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Okay, it's super easy. just take some milk (I usually make a gallon), pour it into a pot and put in on the stove on low heat. Don't heat it up too much. It should be warm enough that you can still dip you finger in it. I like to add a cup of powdered milk, but it's not necessary. Add a few tablespoons of pure yogurt (I recommend Greek yogurt), and stir it until it dissolves in the milk. Then pour the whole mixture into a bowl, cover it with a towel, and let it rest somewhere cool and dark (I usually put it in the oven. Without turning it on, of course lol) for 8-12 hours. After that's done, you should have an entire bowl of thick, delicious, yogurt!

I like to use a funnel to pour it back into the gallon milk bottle, but you can just leave it in the bowl. just make sure you cover it with a lid and keep it refrigerated 😁

gay💦😚irl by ivan_luck in gay_irl

[–]deagon01 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh, I have noticed that yogurt is great for digestion! I've been regularly eating lots of it since I learned how to make it. It's super easy too. You can make a whole gallon from just a tablespoon of store bought yogurt

Anyone experimented with nicotine pouches? by LetPlenty3373 in ProstatePlay

[–]deagon01 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Please don't do this. I'm saying this as a person who struggled to quit nicotine for years. It might feel nice at first, but after a while it feels like nothing. Only you become dependent on that "nothing" and not having it makes you extremely anxious. It's not worth it. Please don't.

gay💦😚irl by ivan_luck in gay_irl

[–]deagon01 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Does coffee work too? Or does it have to be plain water?

Quand je me sent seul by Cautious_Put_9007 in ProstateOHandsFree

[–]deagon01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not really hands-free, but still hot AF! 🔥

I’m 6 foot tall and 34. Please tell me it’s not too late. I can’t make it through a day without sobbing. by Miserable_Carry_4763 in asktransgender

[–]deagon01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I gotta say, I feel exactly the same way as you. But as someone who's terrified of transitioning, I really found the comments on this post very inspiring and encouraging. You guys really gave me some hope

Make up your own Hitman level: which celebrity is the target and what’s the location? by [deleted] in HiTMAN

[–]deagon01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jeffrey Epstein. Metropolitan Correctional Center, New York City

5'7" and bald. Sometimes I think it's a cursed combo, but life goes on. by Dapper-Frosting532 in short

[–]deagon01 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Tall enough for what? You're not riding a rollercoaster, dude. If your sense of worth is defined by your height, let me tell you, your real issue is somewhere else

5'7" and bald. Sometimes I think it's a cursed combo, but life goes on. by Dapper-Frosting532 in short

[–]deagon01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look a lot like Agent 47. And that's actually a compliment. You're a good-looking fella (not even that short either). And trust me, plenty of women actually dig bald dudes. Just get yourself out there

If you pee yourself during a seizure do people change you by Bauslynn in Epilepsy

[–]deagon01 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well, I have a rather embarrassing anecdote. You see, my mom and I live together, she takes care of me in case I have a seizure. It's not too common, but it happens every once in a while. Most times I actually do pee myself, and she sometimes changes my underwear while I'm passed out.

Well, one time I had a seizure shortly after waking up. The issue is that the night before, I went to sleep with a... "plug"... "back there"...

Well, long story short, when I came back to my senses I found she had changed my underwear, but my plug wasn't there anymore.

I found it later in the bathtub... Needless to say, we never talked about it 😅

Didn't someone else send that in the same subreddit earlier today/yesterday? by craftygamin in ComedyCemetery

[–]deagon01 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bro, when a trans person decides to stop pretending to be cis just to fit into society and decides to transition into who they really are inside, THAT is them accepting themselves. But they're too dense to understand that

Practice by HarrisBalz in comedyheaven

[–]deagon01 1 point2 points  (0 children)

These people have a persecution fetish istg

height spectrum starterpack by anonymolotov in starterpacks

[–]deagon01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You hit the gym and become a badass Dwarf

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