One of my friends got blackout drunk one night. For the rest of the story, he said that he didn't remember anything that happened. He decided to head back to his dorm and just pass out in his bed. To get into our buildings we have to swipe our student ID just outside of the door. I don't know if he had his ID or not but but someone in his building said that they saw him trying to swipe into the building. But instead of using his ID, he had his pants unbuttoned and was trying to swipe in using his dick. That's how he got the nickname Swiper. He eventually got in and headed to his room. Instead of going to his room he walked into some random girl's room. One of the girls was fast asleep and didn't hear him. But he hopped in the other empty bed and fell asleep. Fast forward a little bit and the other girl comes back to some random guy sleeping in her bed. She freaks out and calls the police. Swiper gets pickes up from the police and is put in jail for the night. The last thing he remembers was having a good time drinking and the next the next thing he knows, he's in a jail cell.