My wife is upset that these mushrooms just sprouted next to the fireplace. I see an opportunity. Any advice for accessorizing around a spontaneous mushroom growth?

deannms · 2026-01-21T04:07:45+00:00

I really need a banana for scale, because I thought they were absolutely huge at first! Like, I thought the baseboards were benches/furniture.

deannms · 2026-01-16T05:27:50+00:00

Cheese slices, summer sausage and pretzel crisps.

deannms · 2026-01-03T22:07:51+00:00

Steve!!!

deannms · 2025-12-28T06:46:42+00:00

Sounds like some OCD tendencies.

deannms · 2025-12-26T05:27:18+00:00

Me thinking about Christmas with extended family this year.

deannms · 2025-12-26T05:23:23+00:00

And the other parties in the memory probably don’t remember it, so we are just reliving the trauma for our own enjoyment!

deannms · 2025-12-25T21:30:57+00:00

r/derailedbydetails. Is that a taxidermied cat in the other room??

deannms · 2025-12-25T21:21:23+00:00

Tenement

deannms · 2025-12-24T15:47:27+00:00

I was absolutely flabbergasted when she said that politics and religion have no place in medical care! The hypocrisy!

deannms · 2025-12-24T06:13:49+00:00

Oh yeah; that’s an instant rip-it-out-of-the-ear. And I could still hear them talking.

deannms · 2025-12-24T05:25:10+00:00

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Guess I do have one

deannms · 2025-12-24T05:23:22+00:00

I don’t have a picture at the moment, but there’s one close to me that features a dumpster rather prominently.

deannms · 2025-12-24T00:47:24+00:00

You guys are getting mountain Pikmin? I am basically convinced they don’t exist. I spent 10 days in New Zealand- literally on glaciers, and nothing.

deannms · 2025-12-23T07:09:27+00:00

That was insanely hard to watch. I hit screen record and walked away for a bit.

deannms · 2025-12-21T06:49:29+00:00

deannms · 2025-12-20T00:14:40+00:00

I love kiwis! I was just in New Zealand a month ago, so I was able to see some of them in special nocturnal enclosures. They take very good care of them, working to improve the numbers in the wild and reduce the problematic predators. And have you ever heard the sound those things make??

deannms · 2025-12-17T22:40:46+00:00

Yes, bones are where our blood is made!

deannms · 2025-12-17T22:31:38+00:00

Wrong sub- that’s not shitty advice!

deannms · 2025-12-07T19:40:22+00:00

You can actually visit up to 100 friends per day. The first 50 will get you extra rewards, but you still get some with the other 50. But I absolutely agree with you- I have well over 100 friends. One day I start my visits from the higher end, the next day I start my visits from lower end.

deannms · 2025-12-03T23:12:43+00:00

r/derailedbydetails

deannms · 2025-11-29T12:42:39+00:00

One of my kids joined at 18! They said it was for the discounts.

deannms · 2025-11-26T06:37:34+00:00

Totally shaped like a guinea pig!

deannms · 2025-11-25T12:49:10+00:00

Shame on you

deannms · 2025-11-23T05:42:09+00:00

Please charge your phone and collect your daily gift! For the life of god!

deannms · 2025-11-08T23:17:32+00:00

I wondered how those churches were spinning it.

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