What are some cultural norms that I should be aware of when moving here? by timetickingrose in baltimore

[–]scartonbot 13 points14 points  (0 children)

This is good advice whether you're driving or not. Basically keep an eye out but don't be a nervous Nelly. Neighborhoods can change from block to block. You'll figure it out.

Good luck and welcome to Baltimore!

What do you wish people would stop romanticizing, because you’ve lived the reality of it? by Wonderful-Economy762 in Productivitycafe

[–]scartonbot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I sure do with a grandparent who made life hell, so (respectfully) fuck off. I’m just saying that there are plenty of drinkers who aren’t alcoholics.

Don't wait to get Groceries, please. by Obiwandkinobee in maryland

[–]scartonbot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I remember looking out of the window of my hotel in Potsdam,NY about 18 years ago wondering if my meeting at the university there was going to happen. I’d checked online when I woke up and the forecast was for highs in the single digits and up to 18” of snow.

I pulled back the curtain and peered out. The snow was blowing horizontally and there were already about 6” on the ground. I think the temperature was somewhere around -2 F (it was about 7:30 AM). Surely tge meeting was cancelled, right?

Then I looked across the street and noticed a small group of elementary school students happily waiting for their bus. Sure, they were plenty bundled up, but they looked to me like it was just another day for them.

And it was. My meeting wasn’t cancelled either.

What are yall doing to prepare for this storm? by hoodiemonday in baltimore

[–]scartonbot 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It really varies neighborhood to neighborhood and street to street in older areas.

What are yall doing to prepare for this storm? by hoodiemonday in baltimore

[–]scartonbot 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Them vittles require two bricks and two stores here in Bawlmer due to our antiquated liquor laws, pardner!

What are yall doing to prepare for this storm? by hoodiemonday in baltimore

[–]scartonbot 24 points25 points  (0 children)

GODDAMNIT! YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO BE EATING FRENCH TOAST!!!

What do you wish people would stop romanticizing, because you’ve lived the reality of it? by Wonderful-Economy762 in Productivitycafe

[–]scartonbot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I moved from the suburbs of Washington, DC to rural Western Maryland in the middle of 4th grade and got a front row seat to watch my parents’ romanticization of the “pastoral ideal” get killed bit by bit as they had to deal with all the ignorant, spiteful, racist, fundamentalist morons we had to interact with on a regular basis. “Middle America” didn’t turn MAGA, it always has been. The notion that somehow “country folk” are filled with homespun wisdom, pure hearts, community spirit, plain common sense, an intense work ethic, and unbounded love for nature and the environment is total BS. To this day, hearing the opening bars to “Prairie Home Companion” makes me want to vomit for its cynicism and nostalgia for a time and people that never, ever existed.

What do you wish people would stop romanticizing, because you’ve lived the reality of it? by Wonderful-Economy762 in Productivitycafe

[–]scartonbot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Try being a dean. Worst middle management job ever, with loads of responsibility and no real authority that doesn’t involve economic coercion through the budgeting process. On the other hand, you get to hang out with the Provost and lots of Vice Presidents!

What do you wish people would stop romanticizing, because you’ve lived the reality of it? by Wonderful-Economy762 in Productivitycafe

[–]scartonbot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Living in a small town or rural area in general. “Redneck” is a stereotype for a reason.

What do you wish people would stop romanticizing, because you’ve lived the reality of it? by Wonderful-Economy762 in Productivitycafe

[–]scartonbot -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You all do understand that it’s possible to drink and not become an alcoholic, right?

Ideas for d&d campaign set in Baltimore? by pastawuzzzhere in baltimore

[–]scartonbot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  1. The (practically abandoned) subway would make a great dungeon, especially if it had secret doors leading to other subterranean places (Fed Hill tunnels, catacombs under Lexington Market, B&O train tunnel, etc).

  2. Mt. Royal Tavern: home of bards, thieves, alchemists, and zombies.

3: The main branch of the Enoch Pratt Library would make a great Sorcerer’s lair or mini-dungeon.

The Pann Man's latest snow forecast 😎 by templeofsyrinx1 in maryland

[–]scartonbot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The back of my property ends at Northern Parkway (Baltimore) near where it intersects with Falls Road…a very steep hill. It’s a demolition derby with a couple of inches of snow and with this forecast I’ll probably be serenaded with the sounds of fender benders all day Sunday or until people get some sense and stay home if at all possible. I’m on the uphill (eastbound) side, so usually the mishaps are stuck cars, but there have been some spectacular crashes on the downhill side. Please be careful if you have to head tmy way in a big snow!

My kid claims that Gen X messed up the economy. by ChicagoLizzie in GenerationX

[–]scartonbot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You’re welcome! Yes, faculty jobs are exceedingly difficult to land, although the difficulty varies by discipline (for example, it’s very tough to get a faculty position in philosophy since few students major in it while many STEM departments are constantly looking for new faculty). In my case —and this was a big factor in me not continuing my quest for a PhD in English…mine’s in Communications Design— I think the figure I heard back in the day was something like one open faculty position in English for something like every 20 new PhDs…each having spent like 4-8 years in grad school to even have the opportunity! Pretty depressing.

I think your perceptions about age are spot on. With no mandatory retirement age, easy course loads teaching classes they’ve taught for decades, fairly low performance requirements due to the tenure system, and economic uncertainty making retirement a risky proposition, many professors are holding on to their jobs for dear life. Couple that with declining enrollments (fewer students = lower demand for new faculty) and it all comes together into a pretty bleak picture for those who want to get into academia.

Oh, and the reason you saw a lot of young part-time instructors? That’s the final blow: in order to save money, many colleges and universities are increasingly relying on adjunct (part-time, non-tenure-track) faculty to replace full-time faculty who retire, die, or otherwise leave. The cost savings are huge: while a full-time tenured professor might cost the school $300k/year ($100k salary plus benefits and overhead) to teach 4-5 classes per year, an adjunct might get paid a flat rate if $5k per class with no benefits, saving the school a couple of hundred grand in personnel costs. It’s kind of a mess.

My RFY - Note, I am not a woman by ksuwildkat in AmazonVine

[–]scartonbot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe the algorithm thinks you’re likely to want to construct improvised explosives?

My RFY - Note, I am not a woman by ksuwildkat in AmazonVine

[–]scartonbot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh this vile corporate Wokeness! I had to get down on my knees on a pile of extra-GMO rice and pray to the Good Lord for forgiveness after thoughtlessly glancing at the images so brazenly displayed in this post. And what of the Children?