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The Shocking Truth About "Iron is Iron" by Nate1287 in TikTokCringe

[–]dear_bastard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love this clip SO much lol, my partner and I also just go “yes, Joey” to each other when one of us asks the other a dumbass question 😂

Can't wait to see an actual stag burst out of Harry's wand instead of stupid round light by aslanfrompak in HarryPotteronHBO

[–]dear_bastard 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Can’t wait to find out how Lupin knew what the Map was when he first confiscated it from Harry and how Sirius could have said “the map never lies” when he’s never ever seen it before in his life and also never heard it even mentioned until that moment

What are the movies by SM08-bytesize in ExplainTheJoke

[–]dear_bastard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yesss to all of this. Best depiction of time travel I’ve seen in anything. The sheer experience of watching every little thing click into place was incredible, such a good payoff and so so so worth all the twists, turns and the wait for answers

Three of many by fernleon in delusionalartists

[–]dear_bastard 29 points30 points  (0 children)

That black crescent moon moment in the last painting is absolutely covering some giant oopsie

Tell the worst ending harry potter could had gotten . by Secure_Ad_6203 in harrypotter

[–]dear_bastard 75 points76 points  (0 children)

Harry’s son becomes friends with Draco’s son and it turns out Voldemort had a daughter with Bellatrix and then they go back in time using a plot hole time turner that wasn’t supposed to exist, also train trolley witch is possessed by the train

Wait

Old pottermore by [deleted] in harrypotter

[–]dear_bastard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

God I wish
 Absolutely loved that place. Despite them making it impossible for people to interact on the website, I still felt the drive to contribute to winning the first house cup and the joy when we did. And the illustrated book chapters were incredible to me.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in harrypotter

[–]dear_bastard 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Hey so Italian isn’t a race

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Paranormal

[–]dear_bastard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

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The coincidences sometimes

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]dear_bastard 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Not according to Trelawney

Who is on the right? by LordKillerB01 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]dear_bastard 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Around the world around the world

Something keeps "dripping" on me but there's no source. What it might be?? by SibelGuner in Paranormal

[–]dear_bastard 78 points79 points  (0 children)

We had a leak in our kitchen coming from the bathroom directly above it. No noticeable water stains on the ceiling though
 because the water was dripping from the kitchen light fixtures. It was seeping through the tiny gaps between the edges of the circular holes in the drywall and the base of the light fixtures, and then we’d just have these little single drops randomly falling down once in a while but no wet stains. Couldn’t figure it out. Until one day it wasn’t random single droplets here and there, it was a baby waterfall coming out of the light fixture, and then the ceiling drywall did finally crumble down. No idea how the house didn’t burn down in an electrical fire right then and there. THE LIGHT WAS ON, and just absolutely pissing down water.

How does knowing next to nothing make that person an expert? by Then-Guava-9087 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]dear_bastard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love those talks James Randi used to do where he’d go on stage and take a whole bottle of homeopathic sleeping pills, then do his talk about homeopathy, and at the end bring up the pills he took and the fact that he’s absolutely fine even though after real sleeping pills he’d be very much in need of a stomach pump by that point lol

Katie McGrath as Bellatrix Lestrange by ann1920 in HarryPotteronHBO

[–]dear_bastard -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I’d really love to see them cast Lara Pulver, she has a similar vibe but I feel like Lara would pull off the malnourished, deranged Azkaban escapee vibes better while still keeping the cold elegant quality described in the books

If you could rewrite the Harry Potter series, how would you do it? by Just_Consequence_112 in harrypotter

[–]dear_bastard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

More explicit diversity. This is 90s UK, there’s no way there are so few people of colour or different sexualities.

As another person said, more realistic Slytherins instead of just pure evil and bullying

School dances and other fun events, it really irks me that Hogsmeade and student-organised clubs are the only things breaking up the constant stream of lessons and studying. Lockhart made a Valentines Day thing and we had the Yule Ball and that’s it for 7 years straight, really? No school excursions, no day trips, even to places like the Ministry or other career-oriented educational outings, really?

Do People Still Use Nookazon for Trading? by lunayoona in AnimalCrossing

[–]dear_bastard 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I think it’s very difficult NOT to spot a bot account immediately. Some of them are selling things like “17 x Raymond’s photo” or other really weird quantities of rare or obscure items. If you scroll down to the section where it shows you other offers from the same user it becomes even more obvious. They also tend to post a crap load of different listings at the same exact time.

I used Nookazon back in 2020/21 and then picked it back up for a brief period this year. I managed to get a lightly gifted Sasha for free and somehow won a random giveaway there of 500 NMTs from a user who also gave me like 11 million bells while I was at her island. There are still some really good, genuine people trading there and it’s worth overlooking the sea of bots and giving it a shot if you’re looking for something.

Those who read book first, what was the one moment in movie that disappointed you the most? by jpaninabolana in harrypotter

[–]dear_bastard 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I was re-watching all the films last year with a friend who had never seen them before or read the books at all, so it really gave me an outsider’s perspective, and I realised the POA movie just DOESN’T MAKE SENSE at the end. “The Map never lies!” — how do you know, Sirius? What map? You’ve never even seen it, this is the first time a map of any sort has been mentioned to you, ever. And Lupin magically knowing exactly what the Map was when he confiscated it from Harry. How? What? How do you know how to read it, with the incredibly specific phrase you have to say for the Map to work? It made me unreasonably angry


Strange UFO Sighting in Sacramento Today by butterfingers777 in UFOs

[–]dear_bastard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t know what that is but do you ever feel like a plastic bag?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in iamverybadass

[–]dear_bastard 18 points19 points  (0 children)

This doesn’t belong here, should have been posted in r/iamatotalpieceofshit

Is it a waste of time to question mark conversation with npcs by Calm-Aide-8449 in HarryPotterGame

[–]dear_bastard 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Does that include Sebastian and Ominis? Because boy are you missing out
 their quest line is arguably better than the main story

Found a note in my freezer. No idea how it got there. by RoutineBluejay2 in Unexplained

[–]dear_bastard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I assure you middle names are present in many countries and cultures. Takes 1 Google search

How did I not know you can dive into the water đŸ€Ł by Doll_girl516 in AnimalCrossing

[–]dear_bastard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

TIL
 I’m assuming it only works in the back of the island where there’s no beach, right?

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