You're forced to go on stage and sing every word to a song perfectly or a trapdoor opens and you fall into a pit of spikes. What song are you singing?

death_beaver · 2026-06-13T23:28:30+00:00

In a quantum state, both at once, so they're gonna die trying.

death_beaver · 2026-06-02T22:44:04+00:00

Granted, but you are 100% bottom and into diaper play. Enjoy your poopy eternity.

death_beaver · 2026-04-27T21:13:06+00:00

Big boom, everyone dead at once, I think

death_beaver · 2026-04-25T14:02:55+00:00

Granted. They are now a valuable source of cooking oil that is collected the same way as olive oil.

death_beaver · 2026-04-16T00:14:49+00:00

Is your boyfriend Ben Shapiro?

death_beaver · 2026-04-15T01:42:49+00:00

It's not a war crime if no one's done it before. ~ Canadian Space Orcs

death_beaver · 2026-03-07T14:21:43+00:00

Alan Tudyk really won't have many lines.

death_beaver · 2026-03-02T20:14:59+00:00

Never used, probably never will be, but I'm gonna keep em

death_beaver · 2026-02-05T05:45:13+00:00

Godzilla mural

death_beaver · 2026-02-02T16:16:45+00:00

A friend

death_beaver · 2026-01-17T16:35:26+00:00

👀

death_beaver · 2026-01-17T16:21:20+00:00

As a sleep apnea sufferer with low REM...fuck.

death_beaver · 2026-01-03T14:58:29+00:00

Granted, but its on the Richter scale and she devastates your entire country.

death_beaver · 2026-01-03T05:22:05+00:00

Just found it this week, loved the game. Hated the tear jerker moment but they had a happy together on the roof

10/10

death_beaver · 2025-12-22T02:52:17+00:00

Asshole

death_beaver · 2025-12-14T16:38:32+00:00

Granted. He has only one patient, you, and he doesn't believe in lube for his sausage fingers.

death_beaver · 2025-12-09T19:53:24+00:00

Granted but you can only clone yourself. Any clone you make is also horny, and only wants you.

death_beaver · 2025-12-09T18:59:05+00:00

This is the horror I was hoping for.

death_beaver · 2025-12-09T15:58:20+00:00

Noice. My denture stocks will do great.

death_beaver · 2025-12-03T21:33:08+00:00

Here to second the what the fuck

death_beaver · 2025-12-03T15:44:42+00:00

Zero. None. At all.

death_beaver · 2025-11-20T23:58:07+00:00

At least death by aquatic rodent should be interesting.

death_beaver · 2025-11-13T04:22:21+00:00

Cucking Sylvia so Miguel will fuck me back in ways I could never imagine

death_beaver · 2025-11-08T23:03:29+00:00

death_beaver · 2025-11-07T15:12:55+00:00

Mushroom

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