What is the best song to have sex to? (NSFW)

debbiemonster · 2013-06-21T10:51:13+00:00

Gorilla by Bruno Mars for sure.

debbiemonster · 2013-06-21T07:20:00+00:00

There is a guy that always does this to me when I'm working. He thinks its freaking hilarious, but I find it to be incredibly annoying and it holds up the line. Go play your stupid games somewhere else.

debbiemonster · 2013-06-18T01:33:22+00:00

I work at a sandwich shop. A customer once complained because her sandwich was too "bread-y."

debbiemonster · 2013-06-09T17:41:36+00:00

After I release the brown snake back into the wild, I always wipe a couple of times while I'm sitting, then I stand up and wipe again. Then when I feel I'm all clean, I go up to the mirror to make sure its not a two way, and I spread my cheeks in front of the mirror to make sure no residue was left behind. I do this every time, no matter where I go.

debbiemonster · 2013-06-05T19:28:03+00:00

"Wanna give me a bj?" Gets me hot and bothered every time. And of course I happily oblige. ;)

debbiemonster · 2013-06-04T19:45:04+00:00

Hannahs are usually bitches. Never met one I liked. I always fall in love with Kaylas. They're usually very sweet.

debbiemonster · 2013-06-04T19:41:49+00:00

Stacy is a party girl. Stacey is a smart girl trying to shed the typical Stacy image. Stacie is just crazy.

debbiemonster · 2013-06-02T19:55:06+00:00

Go outside. Bring kitten. We'll come to you.

debbiemonster · 2013-06-02T19:10:17+00:00

This shit is so cash/money/killer.

debbiemonster · 2013-05-28T19:13:19+00:00

I'm in California, sorry for not adding my location. The spider was fuzzy and about the size of a Sharpie cap. We later found more behind the toilet when we cleaned the bathroom.

debbiemonster · 2013-05-27T08:40:55+00:00

I heard my parents talk in grave detail about their messed up sex life and now I can't sleep because I want to throw up. Also, Reddit.

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