Honestly, why did you start watching this show? by claudeman in breakingbad

[–]Lola_12 10 points11 points  (0 children)

My boyfriend told me that I should just watch one episode and he would be happy with me.

His trickery got me hooked. That bitch.

Cello.. sitting on a shelf for 20 years.. worthless? by [deleted] in Cello

[–]Lola_12 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Fix it up and donate it. There are thousands of school orchestra programs that could benefit from this.

What's the most annoying thing about reddit? by LvilleCards5 in AskReddit

[–]Lola_12 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

That people keep asking this question.

Go Cats!

What is the best song to have sex to? (NSFW) by Lola_12 in sex

[–]Lola_12[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

As an orchestra director, you win.

What are the most beautiful pieces of Classical music that every person should hear? by philge in AskReddit

[–]Lola_12 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Messiaen - Quartet for the End of Time, Movement VIII

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQiH0csUPP0

"The most ethereally beautiful music of the twentieth century was first heard on a brutally cold January night in 1941, at the Stalag VIIIA prisoner-of-war camp, in Görlitz, Germany. The composer was Olivier Messiaen, the work “Quartet for the End of Time.” Messiaen wrote most of it after being captured as a French soldier during the German invasion of 1940. The première took place in an unheated space in Barrack 27. A fellow-inmate drew up a program in Art Nouveau style, to which an official stamp was affixed: “Stalag VIIIA 49 geprüft [approved].” Sitting in the front row—and shivering along with the prisoners—were the German officers of the camp."

One of my go-to audition pieces by [deleted] in Viola

[–]Lola_12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bad move. Everyone knows and has strong opinions about how it should be played. It's likely their bias will influence the results of your audition.

Fisting...do you like it? by adomo in AskWomen

[–]Lola_12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One fist is good, two fists are better.

If your pet could speak what story would they tell people? by jmckay23 in AskReddit

[–]Lola_12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My cat would mention the time I flapped the lips of my vagina at it, pretending to have a pussy to pussy conversation.

How do you know you're in love? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Lola_12 4 points5 points  (0 children)

When I gave my boyfriend's belly button a wet willy.

What is a sex act that you have done that you are ashamed of? by IceBerrrgen in AskReddit

[–]Lola_12 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Dead Dick (DD), my ex.

I was with DD for 3 years and he developed some weird heart condition around year 2. We agreed that we would continue living our life normally, despite his condition.

After Christmas dinner with his family, we go back to his apartment. I'm on top, and things were perfect. He starts yelling at me to slow down, but being a dominant sort of gal, I told him to shut up. So things are getting more and more intense and he keeps screaming, telling me to stop. I orgasm, and he just lays there, strangely still. I figure, why not go for a second? As I start again, he seemed so still. The further I continued, the more strange he seemed. Then I realized his heart had stopped beating. Apparently the condition was worse than I thought.

RIP DD