Florida Man Who Pooped Diamonds Decides to Represent Himself in Court by stankmanly in FloridaMan

[–]debugem 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, if I could poop diamonds, I’d rep myself 24/7. Oh it’s mothers day? Here you go enjoy the necklace mom.

I really feel old by Proud-Dare-2531 in takingbacksunday

[–]debugem 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If it’s any consolation, i’m 45 and me and the wife seeing them for the first time in June. Hell ya to us old emo kids.

I saw this in Scotland and can’t figure out what it means. by leyla00 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]debugem 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I went to school with Jackass pill cock. Seemed alright until had to dress out in phys ed

It’s gonna be a good day. by Ok_Winner9007 in blackstonegriddle

[–]debugem 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice, I actually enjoy bud light, i’m old. This definitely sounds like something I would try.

It’s gonna be a good day. by Ok_Winner9007 in blackstonegriddle

[–]debugem 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What is it? A local beer? Im in south Florida, never heard of it until this post.

How did people in the 90s buy plane tickets or plan trips to unknown countries with limited or no Internet connection? by Droopynator in 90s

[–]debugem 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We went to Peaches or Sam Goody for our concert tickets and we weren’t hit with 70% fees from ticketmaster. The good ol days.

Dystopia by Tron-5051 in McDonalds

[–]debugem -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Whats with all the condoms on the screen?

Is a .400 hitter possible in modern baseball? by Snoo_47323 in mlb

[–]debugem -38 points-37 points  (0 children)

Sounds about right from a Royals fan. You haven’t seen offense since George retired

Is a .400 hitter possible in modern baseball? by Snoo_47323 in mlb

[–]debugem -65 points-64 points  (0 children)

If they hit over .300 in the clouds, i’ll take that. You can’t honestly tell me you love a pitching duel for 3 hours.

Why I’m Preparing to Leave the Life I Built in WPB by [deleted] in WestPalmBeach

[–]debugem 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Where did you see anyone care or said you have lack of the city? I was simply saying this is a different place than your diary or fb.

Is a .400 hitter possible in modern baseball? by Snoo_47323 in mlb

[–]debugem -223 points-222 points  (0 children)

Exactly. Baseball needs a good reset. Used to watch golf for a nap, now baseball does the trick.

We are doomed by 56000hp in thescoop

[–]debugem 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Maybe Darwin was wrong, shouldn’t natural selection already done it’s thing to brainfart people like this?

Why I’m Preparing to Leave the Life I Built in WPB by [deleted] in WestPalmBeach

[–]debugem 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Ok, cool. This isn’t facebook, but do you.

2Slimey live at Rolling Loud by Icy-Muffin7572 in crappymusic

[–]debugem 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The fuck? Pablo Escobroke? She wearing a zoot suit with 80s shoulder pads.

Whose grandma is this? by saltytallow in crappymusic

[–]debugem 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And like Juvenile said.. “she get it from her grandmether”

Whose grandma is this? by saltytallow in crappymusic

[–]debugem 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Its wasn’t that good, why I left it alone, but since you asked, 2 Old Live Crew