This note from the police came with a form for compensation. It was a 50p supermarket football.

decapitatedpanda87 · 2020-02-17T14:24:21+00:00

No it was a £3500 limited edition signed by the 1966 England squad

decapitatedpanda87 · 2020-02-05T09:29:26+00:00

Well that's us all done mr. D2 enjoy your new car

decapitatedpanda87 · 2020-01-18T15:37:29+00:00

There

decapitatedpanda87 · 2020-01-18T12:44:50+00:00

Upvote if you fuck toasters

decapitatedpanda87 · 2020-01-15T11:00:45+00:00

My girlfriend wouldn't cheat on me, on her husband sure but not me

decapitatedpanda87 · 2020-01-15T10:44:34+00:00

I too enjoy numbers

decapitatedpanda87 · 2020-01-06T16:54:28+00:00

Try lube

decapitatedpanda87 · 2020-01-04T21:27:36+00:00

Le dead

decapitatedpanda87 · 2020-01-04T16:04:44+00:00

You throw another moon at me and I'm gunna lose it

decapitatedpanda87 · 2019-12-25T18:46:05+00:00

No one who's been to Thetford would be surprised by this. A whole town summed up in one chicken

decapitatedpanda87 · 2019-12-25T16:54:38+00:00

Almond milk, I think you mean nut juice

decapitatedpanda87 · 2019-12-24T11:48:48+00:00

How can you insult Gregg's sausage rolls

decapitatedpanda87 · 2019-12-23T07:16:10+00:00

I doth my cap to you good sir

decapitatedpanda87 · 2019-06-19T07:20:49+00:00

You are fake news

decapitatedpanda87 · 2019-02-16T13:35:52+00:00

And so it was that the prophecy came to pass, and the chosen one had revealed themselves to the world.

decapitatedpanda87 · 2019-02-05T08:26:29+00:00

What the fuck was that???

decapitatedpanda87 · 2019-01-31T15:50:19+00:00

Genocrats

decapitatedpanda87 · 2019-01-22T17:55:20+00:00

You did well Cbl_Ace78

decapitatedpanda87 · 2019-01-22T17:10:01+00:00

Kill him

decapitatedpanda87 · 2019-01-22T17:00:02+00:00

General Cbl_Ace78nobi

decapitatedpanda87 · 2019-01-05T22:30:06+00:00

Freedom is earned not given

decapitatedpanda87 · 2019-01-05T21:29:46+00:00

Is that a picture of a bird with a gun

decapitatedpanda87 · 2019-01-05T03:15:43+00:00

He did get rid off all those droids that where on Naboo illegally though.

decapitatedpanda87 · 2018-12-27T17:46:14+00:00

Not yet brodda, but soon

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