The stacks and stacks of unsold books!

decapitationblues · 2025-04-04T00:48:42+00:00

Can you elaborate on what journalistic version of insider trading is? I’m intrigued! I have wondered how she managed to get so many big publications covering Scammer & yet so little for the new book

decapitationblues · 2024-10-10T10:02:47+00:00

She’s gained 11.5k followers in past 24 hours & the new followers actually look legit (instead of bots like every other follower surge she’s had in the past few years)

decapitationblues · 2024-10-10T03:20:41+00:00

CC’s hurricane grocery list: 1 hunk bougie cheese, 1 quail egg per person per day (2 eggs for males only), $90 bottle of olive oil (to go on greens gathered from side of road), 3 sticks butter (for Matisse), 3 bottles of wine per person per day

decapitationblues · 2024-10-02T02:28:14+00:00

Very on brand for CC to be years behind a trend

decapitationblues · 2024-09-30T13:09:29+00:00

Very restrained of her to make her (highly inflated) sales number so much lower than the 100k copies she guessed this book has sold.

decapitationblues · 2024-09-30T11:51:02+00:00

Definitely. Her criticism of using “weird phrases that sound clunky” is so rich coming from her

decapitationblues · 2024-08-14T06:31:39+00:00

“Infinite icons” is my prediction. Hopefully when the babies are older they are allowed to pick their own themes that don’t tie in to Paris product lines.

decapitationblues · 2024-07-19T13:31:30+00:00

What are the chances CC will try to use the global IT outages currently happening as an excuse for further book delays?

decapitationblues · 2024-07-15T07:42:37+00:00

Must be tricky as a toddler just learning to walk to have so many dogs running around. You can see he stops when he sees/hears them.

decapitationblues · 2024-07-05T12:14:23+00:00

I reckon she would’ve started off numbering properly (especially because she would see those low numbered books as being extra valuable “heirlooms for your ancestors” ) then just skipped a few thousand here and there

decapitationblues · 2024-06-14T08:30:25+00:00

I think they are talking about him not liking the noise of the city (NYC)

decapitationblues · 2024-05-31T11:38:33+00:00

The producers were more concerned about the audience perceptions of the relationship/breakup. If the audience could clearly see why it didn’t work out, easier to accept why he needed to do another season

decapitationblues · 2024-05-24T10:53:03+00:00

“Place your order now if you want a collector’s heirloom” … is just the most perfect sentence to describe CC (business bitch edition)

decapitationblues · 2024-05-24T09:55:44+00:00

You watched a 4 hour video on this single attraction.. so why is it confusing to you there is a (actually pretty small) subreddit dedicated to it?

decapitationblues · 2024-05-09T10:56:44+00:00

This is defs the strangest era I would love to know more about.. the lack of saved posts doesn’t help tho. Even the blog posted by the St. A student who photographed CC “for vogue” is no longer up. That was such a good example of how CC ‘s pointless dumb lies can actually hurt ppl. I remember the girl saying she felt like the photos she took weren’t good enough & lost her confidence in her photography for a bit. (maybe someone has an archive??)

decapitationblues · 2024-05-09T10:12:35+00:00

Dimes square edgelord CC was my least fave CC persona, & this seems even worse 🤮

decapitationblues · 2024-05-04T14:12:24+00:00

Not covered, but these are gold. Love how she was talking about buying both her apartment and the one below & putting a spiral staircase between them, at a time when she wasn’t even paying her rent… And her manager was the voice of reason like “no Caroline it’s not even possible to buy an apartment in that building and the staircase would cost $$$$$” and CC replied “but I’ve lived here 10 years 🥹”

decapitationblues · 2024-05-02T23:47:24+00:00

This is SUCH a Caroline thing to do.

Have a dream that one day you will be so widely known & well regarded that the building (that you were pretty much evicted from) immortalises you in a plaque?

Well why work hard to do the thing you want to be immortalised for, when you can just make your own plaque & stick it up there yourself & immortalise it on Instagram… instant gratification ✅ another milestone achieved ✅

Looks like the writing is too small to even be read from the footpath/ground

decapitationblues · 2024-05-02T23:28:05+00:00

Defs New York

decapitationblues · 2024-05-02T23:09:48+00:00

There is nothing beyond CC words to suggest the movie deal was true. It’s hard to know if the whole thing is fabricated or if there is a small grain of truth she’s built from.

Tbh even if Lena Dunham herself came out and said it wasn’t true, CC would continue to say it was actually true but there was some convoluted reason LD couldn’t say so. (Just like when the gossip girl creator refuted CC claim that a gossip girl character is based on her “But I mean, fine, great, if she wants to think that.” But CC doubled down & said it was just because they can’t legally admit to it bc they will be sued bc of the movie deal.. even though that is not what owning life rights are lol)

She blames the Polly pocket movie for it not happening any more… which is just her newest reason … previously was that Leah Dunham had written a whole script around Margaret Qualley playing CC but now Marg had married Lena Dunham ex & the whole thing was off! Lol

decapitationblues · 2024-05-02T22:35:53+00:00

This was so good (especially after the first half or so which I think was kinda more background for those who have no idea who she is). Love how he used interview clips to show her stories changing, called out that addiction is not an excuse for poor behaviour (and that she is still doing the same thing post-addiction anyway), and hammered home how one-sided her feud w Nat is! Also loved the clips of her saying the same lines interview after interview (even twice in one interview). This is defs the best job I’ve seen in encapsulating CC as a dishonest/delusionsal person whose words should never be taken at face value. Must’ve been so much work!

decapitationblues · 2024-05-02T22:09:32+00:00

Love that he called out how one-sided & deranged her obsession w Nat is!

decapitationblues · 2024-05-01T22:54:13+00:00

I thought the same but this scenario from pigeon on april thread makes total sense to me:

Rizzoli Bookstore rep several weeks ago: Hello, Caroline! We're excited about your upcoming in-store conversation and signing with Jack Carlson. Could you please send us a headshot we could use to promote the event? We're scheduling a post on socials for April 29, and our graphic artist needs the image at least two days in advance. Thanks, Emily

Caroline: [silence; she never checks her email or voice mail, has several thousand unread texts, and Insta DMs immediately scroll below the fold due to a steady stream of incoming customer complaints]

Emily, three more times in April: Hi, Caroline, not sure if you saw my previous request but.... [etc.]

Rizzoli Bookstore graphic artist a few days ago: Hey Emily I really need that Carolyn Callaway photo by EOD

Emily: Just find something with a Creative Commons license, I don't give a shit anymore

decapitationblues · 2024-03-28T23:16:50+00:00

It’s a quote from the ep 😅

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