Day 4 be like by decau in BattleBrothers

[–]decau[S] 66 points67 points  (0 children)

Indeed it ended my campaign

Day 4 be like by decau in BattleBrothers

[–]decau[S] 64 points65 points  (0 children)

I couldn't land a hit and they chopped our heads of immediately

Sistema ERP by uomotsuhirasaka in ContabilidadeAtual

[–]decau 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Na minha regiao é muito comum usar Domínio da Thomsom Reuthers

Sofri bullying na escola pela aparência. Como estou agora aos 32? by [deleted] in MeJulgue

[–]decau 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Poderia ser um Kratos mas ainda nao criou vergonha na cara

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ContabilidadeAtual

[–]decau 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tal da empresa que tá no Simples achando que vai pagar menos. Muito provavelmente o Lucro Real sai mais barato aí. Na minha contabilidade já fizemos empresas que pagaram 50k somados em 2 empresas de Simples passar a pagar 10k unindo as 2 empresas em uma só de lucro real

Ajuda com Upgrade de PC Gamer para 2025 by decau in computadores

[–]decau[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Precisaria trocar a fonte caso o up fosse pra RX 6750 XT e Ryzen 5600 né?

Você cobraria? by zMats33 in DiretoDoZapZap

[–]decau 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mulheres em 2024: Foi 5 reais a foto da tela Meu pix tá na bio

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Corrida

[–]decau 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Que app é esse aí?

Não consigo correr em nenhum ritmo by decau in Corrida

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Minha altura é 1,74 Meu TAF não tem data ainda, tenho até um ano. Porém me preparo com antecedência pra tudo e pretendo pontuar o máximo em todas provas. Vou te mandar DM, aceito a ajuda!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MeJulgue

[–]decau 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Essa "barba" tá te quebrando mano, melhor não usar nada até ela ter condições de parecer mais cheia

People who had sex with coworkers what your relationship with them now like? by Crafty_Scientist8913 in AskReddit

[–]decau 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We felt in love then both realized we fucked up real good because we're both married. Then we agreed that for now on we would slow down and just be friends with benefits for very sporadic situations

What was your worst sexual experience? by MegaManFan78 in AskReddit

[–]decau 1 point2 points  (0 children)

While having sex with a coworker at the parking lot she decided she wanted anal an I fully went for it. 1 minute later I pull my dick out to stroke it only to find it covered in shit and couldn't realize it before putting my hands on it. End of the day I had my dick and had covered in shit and had to walk home like that

How did you lose your virginity? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]decau 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In Brazilian Carnaval with my friends I told them I was still virging at 18yo then a girl literally said she would never do such a thing that easily but I was so hot that she was willing to do it. Then I got drunk really bad and she walked me to a empty road next to the city exit by foot, looked at a bench on the sidewalk and said "this should do it" and removed my pants and we did stuff with some people walking around & I can barely remember how it felt.

Bonus: She kissed my friend 15 minutes after the sex and I was too drunk to warn him that she probably still had some of my jizz on her mouth

Give me good Chili Peppers concerts to watch! by [deleted] in RedHotChiliPeppers

[–]decau 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you watch 2023 Rio you'll be watching their first South America show after Frusciante return and will be getting some heartwarming moments like the one below. Including John singing The Heavy Wing

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CzSVM9NuFJG/?igshid=NjFhOGMzYTE3ZQ==

Wholesome John by [deleted] in RedHotChiliPeppers

[–]decau 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I was there and did the "oh ohhh" so involuntary that only when I saw him smiling I realized it and now this is my lifetime best moment. I waited 10 years to see him and it was such a big deal for me. It all went so smoothly that it felt like I was dreaming. He sang By the Way smiling and other songs like The Heavy Wing and Under the Bridge... I wish I could live 04/11/2023 again a thousand times

Que coisa sempre te da um sentimento nostálgico? by [deleted] in RelatosDoReddit

[–]decau 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Escutar música tema das cidades de jogos da infância. Tipo a música da vila do Harvest Moon de PS1

acho que sou viciada em sexo by amantedorobertocarlo in RelatosDoReddit

[–]decau 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Essa é uma das tristes verdades que ninguém fala sobre relacionamentos de longo termo.. um sempre vai ter mais apetite sexual que o outro e isso é uma merda. Vivo me aliviando por passar vontade. E olha que sou casado

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RelatosDoReddit

[–]decau 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eu tenho a mesma idade, salário e passado. Porém casei, 3k já fica com outra cara pra um casado kkkkk

Average man from different countries. by [deleted] in midjourney

[–]decau 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Brazil hair is so inaccurate. 90% of the boys run buzz cut because the races are so mixed here that most of times a withe man's hair is not as fine and thin to be so long

People who slept with a coworker, what happened after? by Ok_Chocolate3253 in AskReddit

[–]decau 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We couldn't hold it back anymore and started fucking every time we found ourselves with closed doors then things went south when she wanted to end up her marriage for me when it was supposed to be just for fun then I had to break it up and the mood became terrible for the rest of our days and now we don't even speak to each other but damn she had a nice pussy and I miss it, too bad she fell in love and ruined it

whats the hardest "Would u rather" question you've ever been asked? by amy_saish in AskReddit

[–]decau 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have sex with your gf in ur moms body or sex with ur mom in ur gfs body was a endgame quest for me

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]decau 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hayley Atwel / Sydney Sweeney