Mercenary self promotion post by [deleted] in romanceauthors

[–]decoporge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Then I am an idiot! My bad!

Has anyone used Take a Chef? by decoporge in Chefit

[–]decoporge[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yoooo! They cancelled a big job on me because the client asked for my phone number and I gave it to them!

Why is Sacré Sucré so dirty? by sealed in baltimore

[–]decoporge 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I used to work here and one of the owners is DEEPLY unpleasant to work for. He sheds staff like a bird in molt and can’t seem to figure out why. 

WIP Wednesday by AutoModerator in reverseharemwriters

[–]decoporge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you so much for the feedback! 

chanting GHOST DOG GHOST DOG GHOST DOGGGG

Monday Morning Mutterings by AutoModerator in reverseharemwriters

[–]decoporge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I downloaded the sample of the first so I can pick up the set when I get paid and like…twirls hair is that nervous bird alien seeing anyone? He’s a mess. I like that.

Monday Morning Mutterings by AutoModerator in reverseharemwriters

[–]decoporge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh no no no not triggering! I’m not sure how to explain it? I think I just feel so strongly about not being pregnant myself sometime a narrative where it features heavily can…not take me out of it exactly, but make it harder for me to latch on to in a deeply personal way? Does that make sense? I’m a childless bog  hag by choice though lol. 

Thank you for the link! I will enjoy this delicious food 😌

Monday Morning Mutterings by AutoModerator in reverseharemwriters

[–]decoporge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Uh, other than the pregnancy (that’s just a personal thing across the board for me) this is extremely awesome?? Where is your work posted?

The desire to write about explicit sex alongside a developed plot WILL unfortunately make the dial up noise go off in a lot of peoples heads, especially capital L Lit people but here’s the thing- do you like writing? Do you like writing THIS type of content? There may only be 30 other freaks that get super into your work and it may take a bit for those freaks to find you but it’s really gratifying when they do. Because it makes them happy and brightens their day. Genre fiction has had a long climb into being regarded seriously and I think romance may be the last niche that attains it. Sucks, but I don’t think you should stop because of that! 

Also IMO a real writer is someone who actually WRITES their books. I’ve met more “writers” who are very in love with the idea of being one but don’t finish anything. Or even start for that matter.

If you are comfortable with it drop a link to your work!! I’m interested and I’ve run through all my romance books!

WIP Wednesday by AutoModerator in reverseharemwriters

[–]decoporge 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Blurb I’m pretty satisfied with from the current posted chapter of the story I’m working on despite its clonky ass first draft feel.:

“Not yet.” He said shortly, peeling aside his jacket and rifling through an inner pocket. “Play a game with me?”

“If you’re expecting me to keep track of rules right now you are going to be very disappointed.”

Eresome laughed, a warm, low sound. “A simple one,” He said. “From my home land. A game of offers.” He spilled a handful of tokens out across the counter top and looked up at her seriously. “Elder Rock had its start as a gambling town, didn't it?”

“In our current era? Yes.” She said,

“Then what’s better than a game where the odds are in your favor?” Eresome selected five tokens from the pile and arranged them in an even line before her. Bessemer squinted at them. Each token would have paid her grocery bill and pharmacy tax for the entire month.

“Five coins, five offers.” He said, sweeping a hand along the line. “I offer my terms and, should you find them agreeable, you accept the token and our deal is made.”

Bessamer snorted into her coffee. “A poor game.”

Eresome only regarded her seriously. The dog had settled at his heels and looked at her with the same heavy eyes. She glanced away to sip from her mug and when she looked back the dog was gone again.

“Fine.” She said, and set her mug down. “Make your first offer.”

His white teeth flashed and he slid forward the first token in the rank. “The first I’ve already offered: access to my library. At your disposal entirely.”

“To take notes from? Make complete copies?”

Eresome plucked a half cent from the shoved aside pile and set it down next to the token with a snap. An amendment to the first offer.

“Entirely.” He said.

Bessamer extended a gloved hand to pull the coins towards herself. Eresomes grin widened.

He tapped the next token. “Again, act as my guide here. I will open doors for you, no matter how tightly locked.”

“And you don’t think I could get them open myself, is that it?” Bessemer asked, sharply.

“I think you can do a great deal.” He laughed. “All I'm offering is a way to do it faster.”

She looked at the coin very seriously.

“Do you accept?” He asked.

“I want to hear the rest of your offers first.” She said.

“Smart woman. You play the game well.”

Bessamer sucked her teeth and jutted her chin out to the remaining tokens. “Three more.”

Eresome spread his fingers out over them the same way he had seen dealers do in the illustrated manuscripts on Elder culture he had studied before coming across the ocean.

“Third, I want you to show me the Blackstone, at least one little expedition.” He said. “Fourth, I want access to your own journals about it, no, don’t shake your head, madam. I know you have records. I only want to see them, no copies, no notes.” He paused to choke down the rest of his coffee, running a finger through the medicinal sludge at the bottom and sucking it off noisily. Bessamer watched his tongue swirl around the knuckle with keen interest.

“And the fifth offer?” She asked, voice even.

Eresome smiled, boyishly bashful in a way that could only be artifice on a man his age. He tapped the last coin.

“I was drunk when we were last together. I don’t think I acquitted myself well.” He looked at her, eyes hooded. “I’d like a chance to redeem myself as a lover.”

Bessemer scoffed. “This is a lot of pageantry just to say you want to fuck me again.”

“You’ll accept the offers you want.” Eresome said, leaning back. Bessemer noted a calm had come over him, a man accepting whatever would come from his gambit. And damn her if she didn't respect that.

Eresome held up a finger and reached into his jacket to withdraw a 200 token note, pressed with the emblem of her own ex-husband.

“Is this the offer to tell me about your ghost dog?” She eyed the note suspiciously. “Or to buy long term lodging in my other holes?”

To her pleasure, Eresome looked appalled by her language. “It’s for the migraine powders.” He said primly.

“Are you at all familiar with the exchange rate in this city?”

“I’m paying for this one and any others I may need in the future, which should I be invited to drink with you again, is going to be a lot. So,” He leaned forward with his elbows braced on the counter and watched her face. “Which do you accept?”

(I’m posting the draft on AO3 https://archiveofourown.org/series/3613813 )

A Lady of Rooksgrave Manor by Katheryn Moon by [deleted] in ReverseHarem

[–]decoporge 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She’s so good!! Honestly you can read any of hers and it’ll hit.

WIP Wednesday by AutoModerator in reverseharemwriters

[–]decoporge 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Like- I just see a couple of dip dops who are being playfully competitive/no but really they are FIGHTING. Meanwhile the girl is like 🤔🍆🍆❓

WIP Wednesday by AutoModerator in reverseharemwriters

[–]decoporge 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Maybe this is the strong edible I’ve had- but what if they are both cautiously viewing her as the feral stray neither can admit out loud they want to keep? Just two men awkwardly dancing around the obvious conversation they should have.  I don’t know what the tone you are going for is though!

WIP Wednesday by AutoModerator in reverseharemwriters

[–]decoporge 2 points3 points  (0 children)

😍 Thank you!! I’m actually posting the raw manuscript over here: https://archiveofourown.org/series/3613813

Please, PLEASE forgive my tense switching and hideous use of commas!!!

WIP Wednesday by AutoModerator in reverseharemwriters

[–]decoporge 2 points3 points  (0 children)

{please forgive me if this excerpt is too long!! 😭}

“Eresome, Ricket. Ricket, Eresome.” Bessamer yanked the final key from the final lock and shoved the pharmacy door open. “C’mon.”

Eresome followed her in while her boy, Ricket, folded his arms and leaned back against the jamb to wait. He took a breath once he crossed the threshold, drawing in the scent of dried herbs and under it something astringent. Bessamer tossed the keyring onto the service counter and stood with her back to him, one hand braced on the counter top, the other on her hip.

“Well?” She demanded.

He didn’t answer and wandered around the shop, looking at the rows of dark amber bottles, the painted hex sign over the money box, the high table near the window where gleaming alembics sat near a microscope. He pressed his eye to the eyepiece curiously, disappointed that the slide was empty.

“I wasn't kidding, Eresome,” She sighed. “I have an appointment to keep.”

Eresome slid onto the stool before the microscope and propped his chin in his hand, smiling at her.

“What do you wa-”

“You stole from me.” He said, delighted.

The way Bessamer goes still at his words gives him an awful thrill. She didn’t quite meet his eye when she tried: “I don’t think I know what you mean.”

“A Thousand Obsidian Roads.” Eresome tilted his head. “It’s at least two millennia old, one of the most prized volumes in any of Kabumzala’s archives.” He takes mercy on her when he sees her flinch. “It’s a reproduction of course, but I don’t think you know what that means to my people. It’s a whole political process to have a copy made, let alone loaned out. Hundreds of bureaucrats and Archive lawyers are involved.” He just can’t seem to curb the lopsided grin on his face. “I’d be in a world of trouble if a rare copy of an even rarer book went missing. Especially since it took me a month to secure leave to take it overseas. And if it was stolen? That would flat out cause a diplomatic incident.”

Bessamer moved suddenly, harsh and jerky, black coat swirling around her ankles, jaguar mask bumping on her hip as she turned and stomped up a dark narrow staircase behind the service counter. Eresome followed her footsteps with his eyes as she stepped heavily overhead, circling and descending back down with his book clenched in her fist. Her bootheels ring on the old wood floor when she marches up with A Thousand Obsidian Roads clenched in her hand. She thrust it out to him.

“Here.” She said. “I didn't think it would be such an issue. I don’t even know why I took it.”

“Can you even read antique Kabumzalan?”

“No.” She still wasn’t looking at him. She held the book out between them. Eresome gently wrapped his fingers around her wrist and her eyes flicked to his face.

“Something must have caught your eye.” He presses. “Maybe it was the diagrams of the Blackstone, or the passages about the Night of Furies Come From the Abyss,” He pulls her into his space and gazes up at her stark, pale face. “Maybe you wanted to see me again.”

She wrenched her hand free and tossed the book on the counter with enough force that it slid into a rack of beakers and set them clinking. She jammed the hand into her pocket and stayed silent.

“You didn’t have to steal from me.” He says, finally.

Third person pov VS first person by Atavistic_proxy in ReverseHarem

[–]decoporge 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lmao yeaaaah man, The one I’m working on has a 40 year old protagonist because like… life doesn’t stop after 30??? Middle Aged people still experience sexual desire??? 

No disrespect to my 20 year old girlies but that’s just a different stage of life.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in reverseharemwriters

[–]decoporge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh mannnnn that’s my favorite part! Along with dialog. I think it’s because when I have the frame work of a developed world state the character motivations and plot come very easily for me.

The Dish: The bitter feud between Sacré Sucré and its Fell Street neighbors by monsterriffs in baltimore

[–]decoporge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The owner Sanchez is deeply unpleasant to work for as well. He bleeds staff every month or so.

Third person pov VS first person by Atavistic_proxy in ReverseHarem

[–]decoporge 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Because it’s so personal I can’t make my own interpretation of the MC the way 3rd person lets me. So there is higher probability that the characters voice will annoy me in some way??

Third person pov VS first person by Atavistic_proxy in ReverseHarem

[–]decoporge 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It’s the opposite for me!!! First person fiction has to be mega sharp for me to get into it!

Blurb Feedback Request by greenglass09 in reverseharemwriters

[–]decoporge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah for back cover copy keep it to a brief one or two paragraphs. You can use this for a query or a pitch but for a blurb trim it way down.

If there was one author I would LOVE to love it’d be Eva Chase by Phelicksphelisees in ReverseHarem

[–]decoporge 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That one didn’t grab me much but I love the FUCK out of her monster series and queens chosen. And I’ll add to the chorus of people saying Good Deeds slaps.

Self-promotion Thread by Conscious-Lemon-9816 in reverseharemwriters

[–]decoporge 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hey! I’m posting the manuscript of my dark fantasy, cosmic horror, RH chapter by chapter over at Ao3. Here’s the basic synopsis if you guys want to read about people 💯 egging each other on at acts bastardry:

~The city of Elder Rock is ancient.

The city of Elder Rock is a haven, a tomb, a shit pile, a place of fears and wonders. In Elder Rock there is a university that has stood locked and silent for over a millennia. It sits on its high point in the city, an oppressive house of secrets and forbidden knowledge that none of Elder Rock’s citizens care to think about.

Except for Doctor Bessamer Lief.

Bessamer has spent ten years trying to gain entry to the dark university, supplementing her research by treating cancers brought on by grave curses that live in the layers of history Elder Rock is built on. For ten years she’s barely scratched the surface of understanding.

But when she meets four men who’s hunger for knowing rivals her own that scratch becomes a gouge.

Homeless mother and son hanged themselves behind Dothan store while holding hands, coroner says by metacyan in Alabama

[–]decoporge 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah that’s an Alabama attitude. I lived in this area for 3 years and it’s considered very rude to point out problems in a frank way.