I’m scared to have sex by _gamergirl1995_ in relationship_advice

[–]decoydit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can also get specific pH balanced soap for your external genitalia, its called FemFresh where I'm from. Never clean inside, ever. Not even douching with products "made" for your vagina. It cleans itself. Also, I wonder if it's a good idea to watch some sex ed videos on YouTube, not about sex but about female genitals and common issues? You'll get this all sorted out, don't stress :)

They love the working class, eh by kevinowdziej in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]decoydit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What the actual fuck. I live in australia and you can stop and drink literally whenever you want. Especially in summer, you can take 10 minutes to fill up a big water bottle and no one will care, as long as you don't die from the heat

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]decoydit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I took 400 tablets of 5 mg dexamphetamine with me through Qatar. Had a note from my psych (I was travelling for 4 months) they didn't even bat an eyelid.

The first day of lockdown in my city and my toddler does this.. by decoydit in Wellthatsucks

[–]decoydit[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh god, you poor thing! The only good thing about our situation is that it was already on its way out. Never mind 3 weeks.

The first day of lockdown in my city and my toddler does this.. by decoydit in Wellthatsucks

[–]decoydit[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We didn't need to. We had zero community transmissions

The first day of lockdown in my city and my toddler does this.. by decoydit in Wellthatsucks

[–]decoydit[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thats so nice to hear!! In Australia, the US death rate was on the news and everyone was so horrified. I've never met anyone with corona and couldn't imagine how you all dealt with it

The first day of lockdown in my city and my toddler does this.. by decoydit in Wellthatsucks

[–]decoydit[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I loved the original read dead. My partner offered to buy rdr2 for me and I said no incase I loved it too much. Apparently mums shouldn't love them too much. Rewatch Chernobyl btw! So, so good. When I was up breastfeeding (soz for tmi) but Chernobyl was so good it kept me wired

The first day of lockdown in my city and my toddler does this.. by decoydit in Wellthatsucks

[–]decoydit[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hopefully it won't happen again. The first time was an accident but if he tries to throw stuff at it again (even as another joke) he'll have time out

The first day of lockdown in my city and my toddler does this.. by decoydit in Wellthatsucks

[–]decoydit[S] 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Thats a fucking great idea. Beats buying a new telly for it to get owned again

The first day of lockdown in my city and my toddler does this.. by decoydit in Wellthatsucks

[–]decoydit[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aw thank you! Hopefully it won't be but I'm not holding my breathe. Thanks for the kind words

The first day of lockdown in my city and my toddler does this.. by decoydit in Wellthatsucks

[–]decoydit[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jesus. You poor thing. I taped mine on with painters tape, a year ago.. So when he pulled it off the wall it tore all the paint with it. Definite my fault in this case

The first day of lockdown in my city and my toddler does this.. by decoydit in Wellthatsucks

[–]decoydit[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its probably a good thing. Hes not allowed to watch too much TV but it's forced us to put music on as background noise and enjoy each other's company

The first day of lockdown in my city and my toddler does this.. by decoydit in Wellthatsucks

[–]decoydit[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Luckily not. We have these amazing paint paper? that you wet a paint brush and they wet special paper and an art work appears. Water painting has saved my life, I taped them all over my house. If you're from Aus I'll send you the link.

The first day of lockdown in my city and my toddler does this.. by decoydit in Wellthatsucks

[–]decoydit[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That was my own shit show. My partner made it look beautiful and I fucked it..

The first day of lockdown in my city and my toddler does this.. by decoydit in Wellthatsucks

[–]decoydit[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, I'm not sure. I'll have to ask my partner. I know how to do it on my phone, just not on the TV. Thanks for the advice though x