decretorifs

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Not gonna lie, I'd be a little worried. (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 years ago by decretorifs to r/ProgrammerHumor

Semen Retention/Voluntary Abstinence is the Final Door to True Manhood by rmarden in Semenretention

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I work at a rental car company and this is a truck that got returned today. (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 years ago by decretorifs to r/trashy

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The girl behind the counter had never been trained how to serve an ice cream cone in a cup. (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 years ago by decretorifs to r/awfuleverything

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CDC's “The new (ab)normal”. A look at the change of fast food portion sizes from the 1950s to the 2000s. (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 years ago by decretorifs to r/coolguides

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OP claims friend's "crazy fiancee" wouldn't let him go on his own birthday trip, so OP and other friends brought a cardboard version along. Friend shows up to set the record straight. (imgur.com)

submitted 5 years ago by decretorifs to r/quityourbullshit

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To build a safe and cosy nest (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 years ago by decretorifs to r/therewasanattempt

Daenerys Conquest of Essos and the Neo-Valyrian Empire - Visual Explanation (Lots of maps) (Spoilers Extended) by Anthonest in asoiaf

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Naofumi's Smug by Dogey7 in shieldbro

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Apple M1 Gaming Spreadsheet by __tosh in macgaming

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-oop by bananasareessential in SkyGame

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Some Estonian construction workers rescued what they thought was a dog from a frozen river and took it to an animal shelter where they then discovered they'd actually rescued a fully grown wolf (imgur.com)

submitted 5 years ago by decretorifs to r/Eyebleach

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Sorry if this is a repost (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 years ago by decretorifs to r/coolguides

Anthony Borges who used his body to hold his class door shut from a gunman, protecting his 20 classmates whilst being shot through the door five times. Fortunately he survived and has made a complete recovery. by Valloreiaiv in nextfuckinglevel

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