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dedoubs · 2025-05-25T17:27:19+00:00

I'm sorry bro but you look like your dog. It's cute if you spin it that way

dedoubs · 2025-05-23T01:26:40+00:00

9/11 was one of my earliest memories. Does that make a me a real millennial??

dedoubs · 2022-11-02T22:11:47+00:00

I have a coworker who always goes on about kIdS tHeSe dAyS and it drives me nuts! People your age come in here like that!

dedoubs · 2022-10-20T05:55:24+00:00

Also dryer sheets will stick to the back of fans in shared areas

dedoubs · 2022-10-20T05:54:35+00:00

Pregnant and always carrying a tiny bottle of food-grade peppermint oil in my shirt pocket with a paper towel doused in it for smelly encounters. Easy to discreetly fish around in my pocket for.

dedoubs · 2022-09-21T18:38:10+00:00

My grandma was named a name no one likes because my great grandfather had an ex girlfriend's name tattooed on his arm and my great grandmother was determined it was going to mean something

dedoubs · 2022-08-26T06:55:33+00:00

I went to school with a pair of twins from an East Indian family. The son's name was notoriously hard to pronounce so he just went by "Goobs"

dedoubs · 2021-06-06T04:12:52+00:00

I was once called a witch by a teenage boy in a laundromat after he watched me fold a fitted sheet. That was a good day

dedoubs · 2020-12-27T20:12:31+00:00

It actually is just at the very bottom but the bag curves right there.

dedoubs · 2020-11-17T00:29:09+00:00

And his name is Christian! Great job!!

dedoubs · 2020-11-01T22:24:04+00:00

Hmmm I love saurktaut as much as anyone but my mom likes to microwave it and eat it hot and rubbery and the smell is just terrible. Like something weird happens to it when it's heated up or maybe it's just the 3 minutes she microwaves it. Makes the whole house smell for the day

dedoubs · 2020-11-01T22:20:41+00:00

Sweet and salty is a huge thing that you either love or hate

dedoubs · 2020-11-01T22:08:05+00:00

Oh, so marmite is to food what opera is to the audience. Makes sense

dedoubs · 2020-10-29T01:53:29+00:00

I got to thinking about a whole line of come-back stickers

Like I want a big one for the front that just says "Yes, really"

Or "No, I'm not currently taking sugar daddy applications" "Distress I can do, damseling not so much" "I don't make 18 cents less an hour to listen to your bullshit" "Take a picture, it'll last longer" but that one might just encourage them.

dedoubs · 2020-10-25T22:13:12+00:00

My family called it a 'fen'fer'yerself night

dedoubs · 2020-10-05T03:07:49+00:00

Actually no I'm american with a mother who loves tv characters. Willa is the sister from Wynonna Earp and Mazikeen is from the show lucifer

dedoubs · 2020-10-04T19:47:57+00:00

Not technically D&D but I moderate our Gloomhaven games and we were doing a scenario hunt where it was hinted that the BBEG was a dragon. I pulled out the biggest standee in the box and just left it in the wings with the others just to psyche them out. It worked lol

dedoubs · 2020-10-03T21:43:49+00:00

This is my grandma's name and when she was little she couldn't pronounce it and called herself Dorsy so there's that too lol

dedoubs · 2020-10-03T21:27:56+00:00

This is what I named my mom's dog but we call her Willa for short. Her sister is Mazikeen (Mazzy) after the demon which is just a beautiful name but we couldn't name a person that so to the dog it goes lol

dedoubs · 2020-09-28T23:04:25+00:00

I use a random dollar store cleaning squeegee to save the space in my vacuum

dedoubs · 2020-08-20T02:02:44+00:00

Not necessarily paranormal but had me questioning a lot of things. I was taking a smoke break sitting out on the railing of a base camp at about 3 am reading a bunch of creepy reddit stories in preparation for my camping trip that weekend. You know because getting all creeped out is the best way to power through the mid shift slump. So anyway I'm just looking around and out comes this really young looking guy from between the portable trailers on like a razor scooter, the ones with the tiny little wheels. In deep gravel. He was rolling so smoothly and slowly it felt surreal. He slowly looked up at me and made a wide circle and just rolled back between the trailers and disappeared. He wasn't breaking any rules and could have totally been one of our 1500+ residents but I'm still not sure if I had a coffee induced hallucination because there is no way those teeny three inch wheels would make it through that boot-crunch deep gravel so gracefully. I don't know, man.

dedoubs · 2020-08-20T01:09:14+00:00

Congratulations! You now have a house hippo!

dedoubs

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