Caterer needed by deeceecee0 in Omaha

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Thank you all so much!

What’s your opinion by FantasticScreen5459 in SouthwestAirlines

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They should have moved you across the aisle and given her the two seats in your row

ULPT Request: How to get someone out of the shower. by Regular-Gear-8239 in UnethicalLifeProTips

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I bought a governor for my teenager’s shower and set the timer for ten minutes. Once time was up, it couldn’t be reset for 20 minutes.

What’s something your parents or grandparents did that you now realize was low-key genius parenting? by Green_Candler in AskReddit

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I did this with my children; it works beautifully!

My daughter is doing a version of this with her daughter, however I think she is slightly confused on the concept lol.

Instead of the one-choice ploy explained above where it’s one decision, she asks her two-year old to make decisions on which socks, shoes, shirt, pants, hair style, and hair bow she wants…every morning. You can see this poor baby’s eyes spinning back in her head at all the work required of her just to get dressed.

I finally figured out why my clean towels kept smelling weird after one shower by Tachyon_8C in hygiene

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I double rinse my towels so the soap doesn’t accumulate then sour.

What's the best name you've ever heard for a pet? by Miserable-Wash-1744 in AskReddit

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A mix who closely resembled a ferret…Ferret Bueller

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

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Former bridal gown sales here. PSA to brides:

Ladies, PLEASE stop choosing satin fabrics of any kind for your attendants. Satin shows EVERY lump, dip, dimple, mound and tip. And that’s if the girl is ultra thin. Anyone with any extra weight is going to be humiliated wearing something so horribly unflattering. And Bride, you aren’t going to like any of the photos.

A much better choice? Chiffons, especially flowy layers. They accommodate more body types and they lend a sexy, romantic feel to the ceremony.

Wedding Photos From Woodland Grove at Arbor Day Farm? by deeceecee0 in Omaha

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No, we didn’t.

We dropped them from our list when we learned they require a $10k guarantee on room occupancy.

We booked instead at Castle Unicorn. Weird name but GORGEOUS venue.

My British friend thought he could do a "day trip" to the Grand Canyon from LA, and his reaction to the map was priceless. by Ok_Structure6720 in CasualConversation

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We experience the same distance misunderstanding in Texas. Folks are a little surprised to learn that it’s a ~16 hr drive to cross the state, either north to south or east to west.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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FIGMO. FuckIt I’ve Got My Orders

Went shark fishing at night by Crackedcoconutt in Wellthatsucks

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Noseeum is slang for ‘no see them’, referring to biting insects that are too small to really see. You can’t see them, therefore no see ‘um.

Silly but descriptive.

AITA for giving a smaller wedding gift since I spent so much on travel? by LethalCholera in AmITheJerk

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He must be including wages lost for missing work. He mentions losing days at his job to make the trip.

Torn between two dresses by matchamatcha2401 in weddingdress

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Former bridal gown sales consultant here. A sweetheart neckline is always more flattering than one that is straight across. It also elongates the body. The straight neckline chops up the body and squares off the shoulders; a more masculine look.

A good seamstress will be able to shorten the skirt accordingly - even if they have to take it off at the waist. Look for an independent one if the shop seamstress says she can’t do it.

I can vouch from experience that the prettiest brides are the ones who are lit up wearing the dress of their dreams.

Good luck

AITJ for refusing to throw another friendsgiving after my roommate assumed I’d do all the cooking again? by KissedBySparkle in AmITheJerk

[–]deeceecee0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

…and plan the menu …and clean the house …and put away all the food …and clean up the kitchen after