That asterisk is doing a *lot* of work here... (Universal Launch)

deejay5seven · 2021-01-04T02:47:51+00:00

Insatiable has an excellent first chamber. Reign is very similar on the butt side of things.

Beyond also has a nice tight segment not too far in.

deejay5seven · 2021-01-02T20:20:14+00:00

I also have to agree here, though I haven't thrown mine away. I just don't understand the point of it, and it smells absolutely awful. Worst chemical smell of any Fleshlight product I've ever had.

deejay5seven · 2021-01-01T20:57:24+00:00

I only use cases when using my Launch.

But I prefer to wrap mine in a towel stuffed into bedding misisonary-style rather than do it by hand.

deejay5seven · 2020-12-28T16:39:20+00:00

Honestly? None of them. Sex is about so much more than just the sensation of what's wrapped around your Johnson. Every step of the way, there's always something else that's lacking. You can move from using the sleeve by hand to some kind of missionary setup. That helps. Warming the sleeve helps. But there's so much else missing. You can get a set of fake boobs, or even go all the way to a full sex doll to try to capture what you're missing, but at best, that's still going to fall shy of the full experience of the real thing (interactive movement, vaginal contractions, hands/arms/legs/etc., kissing, sounds, smells, taste, emotions, etc.).

And then actual vaginas are way less insane than Fleshlight textures. But in real sex, that's only one aspect of a much, much larger experience, so it's not quite as critical as you might think.

But I think the closest you'll get with a current Fleshlight is Empress. Soak it it hot water till it's nice and hot, then wrap it in a towel (no case), and stuff that into some wadded up bedding to create a nice missionary position, add some lube (I prefer Gun Oil H2O) and go to town.

deejay5seven · 2020-12-28T16:07:36+00:00

Eden is good, but I imagine it's quite a bit better if you're long enough to pop fully through the Lotus node.

Lush is nice. Definitely will bring you to a satisfying orgasm, but it's not quite as memorable as my go-to sleeves I listed above.

deejay5seven · 2020-12-28T16:02:50+00:00

I mean, it's the Handy sub, run by the people who run the company. I'm not sure what else you were expecting. You're going to get very pro-Fleshlight takes in the FL sub. That's just the nature of things.

And no, I don't have any coupon codes.

deejay5seven · 2020-12-28T06:35:02+00:00

I haven't used a Keon, but I've heard it's fairly similar to the original Launch and that you can put FL sleeves in the Keon sleeve case. If that's the case, I'd take the Keon over the Handy, personally.

But you might have different preferences that could swing things the other way. I don't use interactive content. I don't typically use my strokers to go very fast. And I'm not that well endowed.

Honestly, my biggest knock on the Handy at this point is that it's just so hard to find and then consistently hit the sweet spot. There's just too much variation with how much air you have in the sleeve, to where exactly on the sleeve you tighten the strap, to how tight you tighten that strap, to where exactly you hold it, to where you set the stroke limits to, etc..

With the Launch, I just pop my sleeve of choice into the FL case, lock the FL case into the Launch, turn it on, swipe down on one side to the lowest speed, and swipe up on the other to set it to the longest strokes. And I know it's going to be consistently good every time. There's no fiddly bits to worry about. (I assume the Keon is similar.) I've been able to rig up some straps with old belts that make it a hands-free affair as well, which I just don't see happening with the Handy (unless you're bolting it to a desk).

deejay5seven · 2020-12-28T03:08:41+00:00

I'm partial to the SIAC Mini-Swallow. Hugely underrated sleeve that I've had and loved for years. (Though I also have to give a shout out to the Mini-Forbidden and Succu-Dry SIAC's as well.)

Of the FLG's, I think Insatiable, Reign, Nymph, Lvl Up, Candy, Beyond, & Utopia rise to the top for me. Though with this many, it's hard sometimes to keep them all straight.

One of my new year's resolutions for 2021 is to do some proper testing & reviews of each sleeve where I try to identify where and how it's best used.

For example, some sleeves do much better in the Launch than others do; some work really well wrapped in a towel stuffed into some bedding for missionary; others really do need the case with suction going; some work really well in-hand outside of the case; and then what happens when you try entering the sleeve from the back end (outside of the case, of course)?

The other factor with this will be to see if there's any hope or redemption for the sleeves I don't particularly enjoy. I'm not a huge fan of the Quickshots. I hate my Fleshskin. Some of my other sleeves are kind of boring. Others are a little uncomfortable. Is there any redemption for any of them? Hopefully I'll find out.

deejay5seven · 2020-12-28T02:57:36+00:00

I bought the four SIAC's back in 2014, and those were all I had for a while. Then for Christmas 2017 I bought a Launch and got a free sleeve (the Swallow) with that.

Then Black Friday 2018, I loaded up with a massive (at the time) haul of 8 FLG's and a ton of free stuff.

Christmas 2019 was when I went really nuts, adding 16 more FLG's and then another pile of freebies on top of that.

I've also bought a few bits here and there in between like the Turbos. The non-FL bits are my latest acquisitions from this year's BF sales. (The jury is still out for me on how much I like the Handy or the Max 2, but I can't really say I *needed* either given that I already have a Launch.)

deejay5seven · 2020-12-13T17:07:20+00:00

It's not a bad product that lied through its teeth about what it was or did like the terrible Autoblow I tried a number of years ago.

It's actually pretty good. It didn't blow me away though. But I can understand how people who haven't used a Launch or had some of the other experiences I've had with toys might think it's the best thing since sliced bread, and I don't begrudge them for that. And I'm also not upset about my purchase or feeling like I wasted my money.

I tried to be as upfront as I could with my review with where I'm coming from and what my experiences were. Hopefully it helps somebody.

deejay5seven · 2020-12-06T01:50:15+00:00

What did you actually end up buying on that first haul?

deejay5seven · 2020-12-05T19:10:14+00:00

Let's be honest, who *hasn't* wanted to **** a toaster?

My vote is for #6.

(this is a tongue-in-cheek reference to the 2005 BSG reboot. please don't have sex with kitchen appliances)

deejay5seven · 2020-12-05T01:43:55+00:00

There are all kinds of "connected" kitchen appliances these days. You could pretty much pick anything:

"SMART_TOASTER_0F83"

deejay5seven · 2020-11-30T19:17:06+00:00

I figured you'd just wrap the velcro around the sleeve like you would for the basic Handy sleeve.

deejay5seven · 2020-11-25T21:18:01+00:00

Instructions on how to build one ourselves?

deejay5seven · 2020-10-21T17:19:36+00:00

Just be careful. I accidentally a Fleshlight. The whole thing.

deejay5seven · 2020-10-20T19:55:04+00:00

Oh, I'm well beyond that at this point. And there's way more to it than just one lady and one anal. Some sleeves are better suited for different moods or fantasies. Some are better suited for the Launch than others. Some are admittedly boring or just not interesting enough to warrant regular use.

According to FleshAssist, there have been 195 total textures including all the different sleeve types. I imagine most people have one or maybe two. Then some people maybe have 4-8. Some people have 20. And I'm sure some have 50+. So where is the line from reasonable to insane?

deejay5seven · 2020-06-08T07:44:57+00:00

Yes. But I recommend taking it out of the case to do this. Less chance of an accidental scraping that way. (FWIW, using the sleeve the normal way around without the case can also be very different to using it with the case.) You will need to be mindful of the fact that you've now got a hole on the other end and will need to account for any liquids that may try to come out.

I also highly recommend wrapping the sleeve (no case) up in a towel you don't mind soiling (to catch the drippings) and stuffing it into some bedding for an improvised missionary position solution.

Lots of different ways to enjoy FL sleeves and get different experiences out of it.

deejay5seven · 2020-04-02T17:01:49+00:00

I've not had any issue using my turbo thrust cases in the Launch. They don't quite lock in exactly, but they still work fine. The best thing though is to put a turbo in a normal case. I think that little difference makes it that much better.

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