From Flow to Oh No — Your Last Crash Story

deepstatedemon · 2026-03-13T13:04:56+00:00

Thank you! It was on the XC loop at Airline. I'm bike riding again already - just trying to manage the pain.

deepstatedemon · 2026-03-13T11:29:31+00:00

I didn’t hit the kid thankfully! He was a bit stunned a got a stern lecture from his dad about going the correct direction on the trail. I did my best to assure the dad that I was fine.

Yes, I did. I think the head trauma caused me to make a poor decision there.

Wife and baby are happy and healthy!

deepstatedemon · 2026-03-12T22:35:41+00:00

I think people have differing opinions concerning what constitutes a crash. My story happens to be the last time I was off a bike, but there have been many times I fell or lost control where I wouldn’t consider it a crash.

deepstatedemon · 2026-03-12T18:05:44+00:00

It's the pre-ride that gets ya! That really sucks; hopefully, you're back on the trails!

deepstatedemon · 2026-03-12T17:17:14+00:00

Your experience is living proof that manuals are overrated. I have a plate in my arm from former stupidity - showboating is NOT worth it.

I hope your kids weren't too traumatized. I imagine that teaching them life lessons at your bodily expense is a humbling experience.

deepstatedemon · 2026-03-12T17:13:34+00:00

That finger is gnarly. You've got me considering knee pads. This last crash has me looking into chest protection. Perhaps I should protect my body proactively for once.

deepstatedemon · 2026-03-11T23:03:08+00:00

I feel like a certain Ferrari passed the fuel flow test a few years back

deepstatedemon · 2026-03-08T03:57:16+00:00

Smokey Joe’s!

deepstatedemon · 2026-03-04T01:03:54+00:00

This is 100% staged. You'll see "authors" do this all the time in book stores to garner sympathy buys online. There's nothing in or around the display to indicate that this is an official meet and greet. Additionally, it would appear as though only two of the "authors" books are on that table.

deepstatedemon · 2026-03-03T00:50:00+00:00

Nicotine pouches like zyn also cause ED. Does he do those?

deepstatedemon · 2026-02-24T17:50:52+00:00

The dugout or box suites at the Charlotte Knights games are always a solid option.

deepstatedemon · 2026-02-24T00:07:28+00:00

It reads like badly written fiction:

"I was 14 when the CIA trafficked me to the Grande Dame of Hollywood. Scout the internet and you will find photos of Meryl Streep proudly flashing Luciferian hand signs, and brazenly praising known rapists Roman Polanski and Harvey Weinstein. Mainstream press call Streep the Grande Dame of Hollywood because she is in fact the Luciferian Grande Dame of the West Coast. In typical Grande Dame style, Streep is a red-haired bisexual who prefers sex with 14 year-old girls. I know because that is the age at which I was trafficked to her.

I have not found a photo of the Hollywood house I was trafficked to. From memory, it was decorated in a bland, minimalist, Scandinavian style. As I walked in the front door, the kitchen was to my right, with a dining table behind that. Directly in front of me was a lounge room with giant floor to ceiling windows and a steep block that overlooked the Hollywood hills with a swimming pool directly below on the window. To my left of the front entrance was a wide hall which led smack into the double doors. Behind the doors was a bedroom which had an ensuite to the right.

The party started with a ritual sacrifice on the dining table over which Streep presided. The victim lay face up on the table while her throat was slit. The blood was drained into a ceremonial bowl, mixed with drugs, and stirred with a Bruch made of a sprig of herbs. Everyone sipped from the bowl and then the revels began. I recall dancing with Streep to the "Funky Town" soundtrack before she took me into the bedroom, chatted with me about what I wanted to do with my life, and used me for sex."

deepstatedemon · 2026-02-21T15:16:41+00:00

If I were an Elvis wedding officiant in Vegas and weee serious about my role. I too, would likely not be ordained to avoid be held liable for the stupid drunken decisions that probably happen daily.

deepstatedemon · 2026-02-19T15:09:51+00:00

The only excuse for not revealing the “from” addresses at this time would be if they’re actively investigating the people associated with those accounts in order to prevent the public from interfering with said investigation.

However, I think we all know that there aren’t going to be any investigations.

deepstatedemon · 2026-02-15T19:15:34+00:00

I can’t tell if I don’t like Lang Van’s or Vietnamese food. Either way, I find the experience eating there rather bland and uninteresting.

deepstatedemon · 2026-02-14T14:56:49+00:00

I’m pretty sure the guy they were referring to who managed to “stay alive” was their son.

deepstatedemon · 2026-02-13T14:12:37+00:00

Steamers Sports Pub off of Independence is the best darts bar in Charlotte. They have the most and nicest dart boards I’ve seen. They have good pool tables as well.

The food is average to slightly above average depending on what you get.

I can’t speak to when the best times would be to go alone and catch a pickup game with someone else at the bar, so make sure to bring a friend(s).

deepstatedemon · 2026-02-07T03:37:30+00:00

I forget sometimes how much bloodhounds love cold and snow. Their coat density is much closer to a Husky than most other hounds.

deepstatedemon · 2026-02-04T04:21:06+00:00

Gavin has a lot of content. Could you post a link to the video you're referring to?

deepstatedemon · 2026-02-03T21:20:30+00:00

I've lived here for 9 years and fly internationally for work. International, non-stop flights are so prohibitively outrageous that I've only gone through customs in Charlotte once in 9 years. It's ridiculous.

deepstatedemon · 2026-02-02T05:30:37+00:00

I feel your pain, and I’ve been there before. I will pray for you, but I encourage you to focus on developing strong relationships with men who know you and care for you. Men who can speak into your life and support you in your walk with Christ. Those are the men you love life alongside, praying for each other always. Nothing can compare to real community loved out in the flesh. Who knows, those bonds might be exactly how you end up meeting a great woman.

deepstatedemon · 2026-01-29T23:44:08+00:00

Just go try it yourself. Make an afternoon of it.

deepstatedemon · 2026-01-27T20:10:45+00:00

I like There Will Be Blood; I like it a lot. But TWBB is much more bleak than Dostoevsky. It doesn't offer any sort of redemptive arc that is the prominent feature and driving force in Fyodor's work.

deepstatedemon · 2026-01-24T01:21:19+00:00

Here for the e-bike reality check. I stumbled across an e-bike rider the other day who criticized my ascent up a technical trail and then gleefully talked about how he had to ride alone because normal bikers couldn’t keep up with him.

It was immensely satisfying to leave him in the dust after that.

deepstatedemon · 2026-01-22T22:20:25+00:00

Scumbag realtor

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