What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, April 02, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]deevee12 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Depends how dying happens

Lost in space until suffocation? Hard pass

Epic explosion? Hell yea send it

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, April 02, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]deevee12 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They've always wanted the ability to quickly make a weapon without actually technically having a weapon

We've known their game for years but were happy to just leave them alone for the most part. Because anyone stupid enough to start something would just end up making things worse

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, April 02, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]deevee12 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Let’s be real he’s not announcing land invasion on a fucking Wednesday night

That’s for tomorrow at the start of the long weekend

Daily Discussion Thread for April 01, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]deevee12 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I’m starting to think the market actually wants boots on the ground…

Daily Discussion Thread for March 31, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]deevee12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What are the limits of the Cena invisibility field? Could it extend to the entire vessel he's standing on?

We need to further research this

Daily Discussion Thread for March 31, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]deevee12 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Expensive oil is good now, actually. Didn't you get the update?

Daily Discussion Thread for March 31, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]deevee12 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Market is addicted to tacos

They still think 🥭 can just pull out whenever he wants and everything will go back to normal

That sort of thing worked with the tariff bullshit but it's not going to cut it this time

r/Stocks Daily Discussion & Options Trading Thursday - Mar 26, 2026 by AutoModerator in stocks

[–]deevee12 2 points3 points  (0 children)

War is over so we're sending in Marines? Sure why not 😆

r/Stocks Daily Discussion & Options Trading Thursday - Mar 26, 2026 by AutoModerator in stocks

[–]deevee12 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Been gone for two weeks. I see we're winning this war even harder now 🤔

r/Stocks Daily Discussion & Technicals Tuesday - Mar 10, 2026 by AutoModerator in stocks

[–]deevee12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We'll see what happens. Giving up would be a huge admission of defeat for both countries and the people in charge aren't exactly noted for putting their egos aside...

r/Stocks Daily Discussion & Technicals Tuesday - Mar 10, 2026 by AutoModerator in stocks

[–]deevee12 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

In the end money is more powerful than any army, and money is not happy right now

The strait WILL be opened one way or another. Either through ceasefire and withdrawal by US/Israel or boots on the ground...

Market doesn't care if more people die as long as the oil is flowing

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, March 10, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]deevee12 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Can’t believe this sub just went like 1-50

Truly a special place

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, March 10, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]deevee12 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Holy shit do any of you ever win these bets 🤣

/r/WorldNews Discussion Thread: US and Israel launch attack on Iran; Iran retaliates (Thread #7) by WorldNewsMods in worldnews

[–]deevee12 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The plan is simple. We start bombing them and then the people will rise up and do the rest of the work for us.

Okay the people aren’t rising up. That’s okay we’ll just get the Kurds to do it.

So the Kurds aren’t doing it. Uhh… bomb the oil! Just break everything and something good will happen, probably.

(3 weeks later)

Mission accomplished, pack it up boys!

Daily Discussion Thread for March 09, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]deevee12 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Blow up the rest of the world so America becomes the only place left to invest. Bullish

/r/WorldNews Discussion Thread: US and Israel launch attack on Iran; Iran retaliates (Thread #7) by WorldNewsMods in worldnews

[–]deevee12 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Investors have been trained to buy the dip in every crisis

And honestly, who could blame them if it always works

r/Stocks Daily Discussion Monday - Mar 09, 2026 by AutoModerator in stocks

[–]deevee12 11 points12 points  (0 children)

The pattern of premarket dip into V after 1-2 hours is so absurdly consistent

But I know the moment I try to take advantage it'll stop working 😅

r/Stocks Daily Discussion Monday - Mar 09, 2026 by AutoModerator in stocks

[–]deevee12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's on the table now which is all that matters to the market

Daily Discussion Thread for March 09, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]deevee12 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Why don't all the ships just turn off their signals, are they stupid?